The Verge
Microsoft Considers a Future Where Xbox Doesn't Exist, But Also Might, Who Knows
Microsoft is reportedly considering spinning off Xbox into its own company, because nothing says 'sustainable' like a radical existential crisis.
2026-06-13
The Verge
2026-05-15
BBC Business
Musk vs Altman: A Courtroom Soap Opera About Who Stole What From Whom (And Possibly Some Free Teslas)
Elon Musk and Sam Altman's courtroom drama reveals free Teslas, sperm donations, and a whole lot of 'he said, he said' - because nothing says 'saving humanity' like a billion-dollar hissy fit.
2026-05-08
The Verge
Microsoft Executives Feared OpenAI Would Ditch Azure for Amazon, Internal Emails Reveal
Court documents reveal Microsoft execs feared OpenAI would ditch Azure for Amazon and 'shit-talk' them on the way out - a fear that, seven years and $1 billion later, appears to be coming true.
2026-04-30
TechCrunch
Satya Nadella Says He's 'Ready to Exploit' That New OpenAI Deal, Probably in the Good Way
Microsoft's CEO says he's ready to 'exploit' the new OpenAI deal, while the company's AI business hits $37 billion in annual revenue. All's fair in love, war, and royalty-free IP access.
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