The Verge
Microsoft is simplifying its financial reports to two segments and will finally spill the beans on Azure's quarterly revenue, because AI made everything too complicated.
TechCrunch
Microsoft’s Q4 earnings reveal Anthropic delivered a $3.2B gain while OpenAI took a $600M write-down - proving even AI investments have their favorites.
The Verge
Court documents reveal Microsoft execs feared OpenAI would ditch Azure for Amazon and 'shit-talk' them on the way out - a fear that, seven years and $1 billion later, appears to be coming true.
Ars Technica
OpenAI and Microsoft downgrade from exclusive relationship to 'it's complicated,' letting OpenAI play the field with other cloud providers like Amazon.
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