Rick Steves' Crowd-Dodging Masterclass: The Paris Museum Pass and Other Tricks to Avoid Staring at Strangers' Backs
Travel guru Rick Steves reveals the Paris Museum Pass and other tricks to dodge crowds in France - because nobody vacations to stare at someone's backpack.
France, the world's most-visited country with around 100 million tourists in 2024 alone, is a magnet for humanity. It's beautiful, historic, and atmospheric - so we get it. But you'll be sharing that beauty with a sea of fellow admirers. Fear not, travel sage Rick Steves has a tip to minimize the shoulder-to-shoulder experience: sightseeing passes and combo tickets.
On his website, Steves sings the praises of the Paris Museum Pass: a magical little card that grants entry to over 50 museums and monuments in and around Paris. You can buy it in two-, four-, or six-day options, priced from $82 to $128. Each attraction is yours to enter once, no ticket-buying lines, no extra fees. Just flash the pass, and the clock starts ticking from first use. Caveats apply - like capacity limits and security-related closures - but with single entry fees for major attractions ranging between $15 and $25, the pass is a steal if you're hitting the highlights.
But Steves warns: always check if you need a timed entry slot, as it's mandatory at some sites. The official website lists popular timed-entry spots, including the Louvre (where you can also use Steves' secret entrances) and the Palace of Versailles. Outside Paris, combo tickets like Marseille's CityPass offer similar multi-site savings. And even without a pass, booking advance tickets online is wise - especially for the Eiffel Tower, which Steves insists you reserve well before your trip.
Before you splurge on a pass, consider your physical limits. Pull out a map to gauge travel times, and consult public transit apps like Moovit for bus, train, and rideshare planning. Don't forget to pencil in meals and shopping. And for good measure, learn a few French phrases and download Google Translate - because nothing says 'I'm a cultured traveler' like fumbling through 'Où est la sortie?' with a live translation on your phone.
So go forth, armed with passes and apps. May your only lines be for croissants, not for culture.
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