Jersey's retail price index (RPI), the island's chosen method for measuring how much more everything costs, rose 2.7% over the year to March 2026, according to new figures. That's down a hair from last quarter's 2.8%, which is the economic equivalent of a polite nod.

Statistics Jersey reports that some energy prices saw "sharp increases," because apparently war in the Middle East has a way of making heating oil and other fuels spike 31.9% year over year. They note this impact hasn't even been fully recorded yet, which is a fun cliffhanger for anyone who enjoys warm homes.

Alcohol, food, and household services also pitched in to keep inflation company. Alcoholic drinks jumped 8.6% compared to a 5.1% increase in the previous period, proving that even Jersey's coping mechanisms are getting pricier. Beef led the food charge with a 19.7% annual increase, while coffee and cocoa rose 15.9%, because apparently mornings need to hurt more.

On the bright side (and there's always a bright side, even if it's dim), housing, motoring, fares and other travel, and leisure services all contributed downward pressure on the annual rate. So if you're not buying a house, driving, taking a vacation, or having fun, you're in luck.

Quarterly, the RPI rose 1.4% between December 2025 and March 2026, which is just enough to remind you that winter is expensive.