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Aug 8
Spain and Italy Engage in Schengen Standoff Over Migrant Influx, Because Nothing Says Unity Like Border Checks
Aug 8
Silversmith Says Liverpool Christmas Market Now Costs More Than Her Sanity
Aug 8
Senate Confirms Two Industry Veterans to Run Space Acquisition and Spy Satellites, Because Who Needs a Break
Aug 8
Man's Birthday Chainsaw Adventure Sets California Ablaze, Claims at Least One Life
Aug 8
Trump Tries Again to Fire Fed Governor, Because First Supreme Court Rejection Wasn't Subtle Enough
Aug 7
The Only Instant Cameras Worth Your Money (and Your Nostalgia)
Aug 7
England's Obesity Rates Double Since 1993: 14 Strategies Later, Still No Magic Bullet
Aug 7
Snails Reveal Secret Sauce for Their Slime: It's Collagen and Calcium, Obviously
Aug 7
Jane Schoenbrun's New Film Asks: Is It Okay to Just Enjoy the Trashy Slasher?
Aug 7
OpenAI to Apple: 'Your Trade Secrets Weren't Secret Because You Left the Door Open'
Aug 7
Maltese Businessman Allegedly Texted 'Preparing Champagne' for Journalist's Murder
Aug 7
Employers Cut 23,000 Jobs in July, Because Apparently the Economy Needed a Break Too
Aug 7
SpaceX to Power Its Massive Texas Chip Factory With Natural Gas, Because of Course
Aug 7
How to Survive Summer Without AC: A Guide for the Sweaty and the Slightly Desperate
Aug 7
Trump's AG Pick Clears Last Hurdle, Because Apparently 'Not Perfect' Is the New Standard
Aug 7
White House Drafts Executive Order Linking Vaccines to Autism, Because Science Is for Losers
Aug 7
Samsung's Z Fold 8 Ultra: Same Old, Same Old, but Now with Better Battery and a Heftier Price Tag
Aug 7
Georgia Hunter Bell: From Tube Commuter to Medal Machine, or How to Un-Mess Up Your Life
Aug 7
World's Biggest Solar Telescope Finally Catches the Sun's Plasma Doing That Thing Physics Predicted in 1869
Aug 7
Iran Sends Love Letters to Jordan, Missiles Not Included
Aug 7
Rome Scrambles to House 400 Tents in Heatwave After Squat Eviction Goes Sideways
Aug 7
Jony Ive's First OpenAI Gadget Is a Hockey Puck That Talks Back, Because Why Not
Aug 7
Parents to Adult Kids: 'Sure, You Can Live With Us - It's Not Like You Can Afford Anything Else'
Aug 7
Asteroid Mining Could Solve Mars' Supply Chain Problem, Because Amazon Prime Doesn't Deliver There Yet
Aug 7
Trump Declines to Weigh In on Ohio Rep's Future, Busy Signing Orders to Undo the 14th Amendment, Apparently
Aug 7
Moderna's mRNA Flu Shot Finally Wins FDA Approval, Surviving Its Own Rollercoaster of Chaos
Aug 7
Montana's $2B 'Keystone Light' Pipeline Hits a Speed Bump, Because Even Waivers Need Waivers
Aug 7
Rail Passengers Enjoy Second Helping of Chaos as Power Failure Keeps Giving
Aug 7
Mystery Solved: 'Anonymous' 17th-Century Still Life Turns Out to Be by Clara Peeters, Because of Course It Was
Aug 7
Icarus in the Faculty Lounge: Cambridge Star's Meteoric Rise and Plagiarism-Plagued Fall
Aug 7
Thai Teen Kills Eight in School Shooting, Including Grandparents, Then Self
Aug 7
Trump Slaps 15% Tariff on Chip Material, Because Nothing Says 'Competitive' Like Import Taxes
Aug 7
Serving Time by Cleaning Canals: West Midlands Offers a 'Less Crappy' Alternative to Prison
Aug 7
Europe's Militaries Mull Space Threats, Because of Course the Final Frontier Needs Defense Too
Aug 7
Tory Says Things Are Looking Up: Farage Fading, Looming Threat to No 10 Now Called Kemi
Aug 7
Organ Group That Allegedly Tried to Harvest Living Man's Organs Faces Shutdown: A 'Pause' for Thought
Aug 7
Le Corbusier's 'Vertical Village' Turns Into a Concrete Sauna, and Nobody's Allowed to Add Shutters
Aug 7
New Novel Asks: Can Millennial Apathy Be Both Sardonic and Compassionate? Apparently Yes
Aug 7
Sky-High Stress: Sydney Airport Meltdown Blamed on a Couple of Sickies; Atlassian Soars After Axing 1,600 Workers
Aug 7
Australian Crew Pulls Off Midnight-Sun-Snubbing Rescue in Antarctica Because Why Not
Aug 7
Houthis Turn Yemen Into a Pinball Machine, Saudi Arabia Warns of More High-Score Attacks
Aug 7
NASA Lets Teens Breathe Easy, Study Air Quality With Fancy New Lab Tool
Aug 7
New Zealand's Wool Industry Makes Comeback, Sheep Rejoice, Synthetic Fabrics Cry
Aug 7
Sudan's Invisible Children: Born in War, Denied Everything but a War Story
Aug 7
ACLU to Trump: You Can't Just Executive Order Your Way Out of the 14th Amendment (Again)
Aug 7
Kent Hospital Staff Pull Pints to Make Ends Meet, Because Why Not Add 'Mixologist' to the CV?
Aug 7
Wildfires Make Evacuation a Routine Chore, Which Is Somehow Worse
Aug 7
Anthropic Decides to Build Its Own Chips, Because Apparently AI Companies Need More Hobbies
Aug 7
Google Enlists Trevor Noah to Host Pixel 11 Event, Because Who Needs Tech Specs When You Have Jokes?
Aug 7
Iran Says Hormuz Deal With Oman 'Close', Which Definitely Means It's Basically Done, Right?
Aug 7
Vogue World Heads to San Francisco, Because Nothing Says High Fashion Like Hoodies and Crocs
Aug 7
Raleigh's Owner Pedals into Insolvency, Proving Even Iconic Bike Brands Can't Outrun Debt
Aug 7
NASA's Artemis Moon Plans Rest on a Guy Who Once Raced a Moonbuggy
Aug 6
AI Designs Whole Viruses, Because Why Not Add 'Virologist' to Its Résumé
Aug 6
McConnell Checks Out of Rehab, Vows to Continue Being the Senate's Most Mysterious Absentee
Aug 6
TikTok Creator Sydney Towle, Who Showed Cancer Patients Can Also Do Dance Trends, Dies at 26
Aug 6
Trump Administration Pays German Firm $1.22bn to Not Build Wind Farms, Because Of Course
Aug 6
OpenAI Gives Free Users Unlimited Text Chats, Because Apparently 1 Billion Weekly Users Wasn't Enough
Aug 6
Pixel 11 Prices to Match Samsung: Google's 'Value' Now Means Better Software, Not Cheaper Phones
Aug 6
Barcelona Attempt Football's Fanciest Steal: Hijack Rodri Right Under Real Madrid's Nose
Aug 6
Boxer's Wife Allegedly Plays Real-Life 'Find My iPhone' to Crack Athens Murder Case
Aug 6
Iran's Execution Machine Humming Along Nicely, Thanks for Asking
Aug 6
Ford Names Its New Electric Truck 'Fathom,' Because 'Profit' Was Taken
Aug 6
Scientists Build Tiny Cell-Inspired Reactor That Makes Hydrogen Peroxide From Sunlight, Because Why Not
Aug 6
Watchdog to Starmer: That £270bn Defence Figure Was More of a 'Total Budget' Than an 'Increase'
Aug 6
Wartime Mindset Needed to Fight Wildfires, But Leaders Still Playing Whack-a-Mole
Aug 6
Study Finds Baby Painkillers Probably Won't Turn Your Kid Into a Wheezy Mess
Aug 6
Astronomers Find Black Hole Doing Its Best 'Hiding in Plain Sight' Impression
Aug 6
Google's Ask Maps Gets Smarter: Now It Can Order Your Avocado Toast and Book Your Hotel, Because Apparently That's the Future
Aug 6
New Opera 'The Galloping Cure' Promises Drama, Sheep, and a Scathing Take on Big Pharma
Aug 6
Lithuania Warns Russia Might Be Plotting a 'False Flag' That's Basically a Drone Costume Party
Aug 6
Bogotá's Grand Plan: Get Women on Bikes, Save the Planet, and Maybe Confuse a Few Macho Stereotypes
Aug 6
Persimmon Sees a 'Burnham Bounce' in Its Future, War or No War
Aug 6
Tuscany Hides a Super-Sized Magma System, Because Why Not
Aug 6
University of Greater Manchester Finally Ends Contract of Embattled Vice-Chancellor, Because Apparently Enough Is Enough
Aug 6
THC Treatment Makes PTSD Nightmares Vanish for Over a Third of Patients, Study Finds
Aug 6
Utah's Solar Power Finally Wins a Month, Beats Coal Like It's Nothing
Aug 6
I Read My Phone's Diary So You Don't Have To: 3 Dumpstate Diagnostics Worth Digging For
Aug 6
SpaceX Employee Cashing Out: 'Every Chance I Get, I'll Sell a Little More'
Aug 6
How to Feed a Dictator Review: A Culinary Tour of Evil, With Extra Guilt
Aug 6
Alan Jones Accuser Fires Back: 'No, I Wasn't Planning to Fabricate Anything'
Aug 6
Food Bank's Uniform Service Now Dressing the 'Working' Poor, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now
Aug 6
House Prices Got You Down? Swap Your Mortgage for a Narrowboat and a Lifetime of 'Swing and Roundabouts'
Aug 6
School-Bus-Sized 'Terror Croc' Returns, Still Not Apologizing for Eating Dinosaurs
Aug 6
Spain's Sánchez: Progressive in a Sea of Snipers, and Ceuta Just Handed Them the Ammo
Aug 6
Florida's Python Challenge Winner Snags 96 Snakes, Proving He's Really, Really Serious About Invasive Reptiles
Aug 6
Dirty Air May Trigger Painful Rheumatoid Arthritis Flares, Study Finds
Aug 6
Blue Origin Blames Explosive Rocket Incident on a Valve, Because of Course It's a Valve
Aug 6
DuckDuckGo Finally Makes Copying Links Not a Privacy Nightmare
Aug 6
Thar She Blows! Hull's Maritime Museum Reopens with a Whale of a Tale (and a Monkey Mermaid)
Aug 6
Ukraine's Missile Defence Plan: Discount Patriot Interceptors, Because Why Pay Full Price When You're at War?
Aug 6
120+ MPs and Peers Demand Urgent Review of Student Loans, Call System 'Unsustainable Burden'
Aug 6
UN Rights Expert Visits Cambodia, Leaves with 'Deep Concerns' and a List of Suggestions
Aug 6
Scientists Find the Brain Cells That Keep You Motivated (Spoiler: It's Not Your To-Do List)
Aug 6
FIFA Emergency Meeting Concludes: President to Remain President, Shockingly
Aug 6
Atlantic Hurricane Season Shaping Up to Be a Dud, But Mother Nature's Got a Hot One Lined Up
Aug 6
England to Open Mental Health Hubs in Banks and Libraries, Because Nothing Says 'Calm Down' Like Overdraft Notices
Aug 6
NRO Gives Three Radar Companies the Ultimate 'You're Hired' (for Spy Satellites)
Aug 6
X's Head of Product Steps Down to Return to His 'Natural State': Posting
Aug 6
Israel Strikes Southern Lebanon After First Evacuation Warning in Weeks, Because Ceasefires Are Apparently Just Suggestions