The Hill
Gallup finds 55 percent of D.C.-area residents hurt by federal job cuts, because apparently firing two million people's worth of colleagues has downstream effects.
The Hill
FAA says Trump's proposed Triumphal Arch needs an eternal flame on top to warn pilots - because nothing says 'eternal remembrance' like 'please don't crash into this.'
NPR Economy
A D.C. nun's experiment in affordable communal living for young women ends after a decade, proving that $500-a-month rent and a built-in family was a deal too good to last.
The Atlantic
Trump's National Guard surge in D.C. is ostensibly for birthday celebrations, but mostly involves leaf-raking, authoritarianism, and a lot of standing around looking menacing.
The Atlantic
D.C. hits 102°F with a heat index of 117, and tourists discover that the Reflecting Pool is fenced off due to algae, not for their safety.
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