The Hill
TikTok Pays $100M to Alabama, Promises to Stop Being Quite So Addictive
TikTok forks over at least $100M to Alabama and agrees to stop letting teens scroll past midnight, because nothing says 'we care about kids' like a settlement.
2026-09-26
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2026-05-21
The Guardian Europe
Meta Settles Addictive-App Lawsuit With School District, Promises to Keep Working on That 'Teen Accounts' Thing
Meta settles with a Kentucky school district over claims its apps are addictive, but the 1,200 other districts suing are still waiting for their turn at the legal piñata.
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