The Guardian
Penny Wong to discuss China's missile test personally; Melbourne man paints giant 'Pam the Bird' on bridge and takes a nap; WA Labor faces tough by-election fight.
The Guardian Europe
A 35-year-old spearfisherman loses an argument with a 4.5-metre shark off Western Australia; authorities advise avoiding the area, as if that needed saying.
The Guardian Europe
Andy Donaldson swam 55km through a river with 5,500 crocodiles, set a record, and lived to tell the tale - proving that even reptiles can be polite if you ask nicely.
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