The Guardian
Epstein Survivors to Billionaire Leon Black: Bless Your Heart, Now Show Up
Epstein survivors tell billionaire Leon Black to show up and hand over his NDAs, or face the wrath of Congress - and their collective side-eye.
2026-09-03
The Guardian
2026-05-20
The Atlantic
Trump’s Paradox: Crushing Primary Foes While Approval Ratings Hit New Lows, But Hey, at Least He’s Consistent
Trump is simultaneously crushing primary foes and seeing approval ratings hit new lows - because nothing says strength like a shrinking base and a Congress that might actually check him.
The Guardian Europe
Trump Critic Loses Kentucky Primary to Trump-Backed Challenger in Shocker No One Saw Coming
Thomas Massie loses his seat to a Trump-backed challenger, while Trump threatens Iran with bombing but gives them a weekend deadline to negotiate.
2026-05-17
The Guardian
Trump Goes After Massie With All the Subtlety of a Sledgehammer, Primary Looms
Trump spends eight hours on Truth Social calling Thomas Massie the worst congressman ever; Massie insists he's ahead in polls, but an independent survey disagrees.
2026-05-14
The Guardian
Rand Paul's Son Issues Apology for Barroom Anti-Semitic, Anti-Gay Tirade That Wasn't a Great Look for Anyone
Rand Paul's son apologizes for drunken bar tirade in which he told a congressman he hates Jews and gays - because nothing says 'sorry' like blaming Israel and citing Tucker Carlson.
The Good Times
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