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Startup Raises Another $1B to Put Batteries in Your Backyard Because the Grid Is a Mess
Base Power raises another $1B to put batteries in backyards, because the grid is so last century.
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K2 Space Raises $500 Million, Because Apparently Satellites Are Now a Growth Stock
Satellite startup K2 Space raises $500M, doubles valuation to $6.8B, and plans to build 100 big satellites a year - because small is so last decade.
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