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Sequoia Leads $1B Round for Nuclear Startup, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Power AI
Nuclear startup Valar Atomics raises $1B to build mini reactors, because AI needs power and we're all out of patience.
2026-08-03
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Last Call: Save Up to $190 on TechCrunch Founder Summit Before Your Wallet Weeps
Early Bird pricing for TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026 ends tonight at 11:59 p.m. PT, saving up to $190 - because procrastination is expensive.
2026-05-18
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Anthropic Buys Startup, Gently Removes Toy From Competitors' Sandbox
Anthropic drops $300M+ on a startup everyone loved, then makes it exclusive - turning a shared SDK tool into its own private party favor.
2026-04-17
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Stripe's $1.2 Billion 'Oops' Offer Now Fuels Its Biggest Global Rival
Airwallex's founder turned down a $1.2 billion buyout from Stripe to grind out 90 financial licenses, proving that sometimes the hardest path - involving biometric scans and seven-year waits - is the…
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