TechCrunch
Robinhood now offers a publicly traded fund so you can lose money on Y Combinator startups without actually owning any shares - just like a real VC, minus the power to fire anyone.
The Atlantic
Credit cards are now heavy metal status symbols that clang, reflect, and require polishing cloths, because tapping your phone is just too convenient to be ostentatious.
The Guardian
Wall Street-backed 'Trump accounts' launch with $1,000 from the government, form 4547, and a Robinhood app - because nothing says 'secure future' like meme stock energy.
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