The Atlantic
Sam Altman's Latest Gift: Never Speak to Your Children Again
Sam Altman's ChatGPT can now make a podcast about your kids' lives, so you never have to talk to them again. Because who needs parenting when you have AI?
2026-08-05
The Atlantic
2026-05-07
The Guardian Europe
Empty Nester Discovers That Being a Good Parent Means Feeling Terrible, Expert Confirms
Parent discovers that children leaving home is both a milestone and an emotional wrecking ball; expert suggests therapy, hobbies, and not making your kid responsible for your happiness.
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