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Pentagon Drops $7.1 Million to Ensure Satellites Don't Go Sunbathing Naked
The Pentagon drops $7.1 million on glass for satellites because even in space, you can't have solar cells running around naked.
2026-07-18
SpaceNews
2026-06-17
The Guardian
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, Who Basically Wrote the Death Penalty Playbook, Now Says It's Morally Unjustifiable
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, who co-wrote the death penalty law 45 years ago, now says capital punishment lacks moral justification and public safety benefit - a stance that puts him at odds with Trump and his own past.
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