BBC World
Trump Waves Green Flag, Because Nothing Says 250 Years of Democracy Like 190mph Cars
Trump waves the green flag for an IndyCar race through DC, because nothing says '250 years of democracy' like 190mph cars and $5,000 tickets.
2026-08-23
BBC World
2026-05-20
The Guardian
Jeff Bezos Insists $40M Melania Documentary Was Just Smart Business, Definitely Not a Bribe
Jeff Bezos says paying $40M for a Melania Trump documentary wasn't currying favor with the administration - it was just a totally normal business decision that happened to lose money.
2026-05-13
The Guardian
Trump Brings Rush Hour Director to China, Because Nothing Says Diplomacy Like Jackie Chan and Economic Tensions
Brett Ratner joins Trump's China trip to scout locations for Rush Hour 4, proving that geopolitical talks are just an excuse for movie production meetings.
2026-04-27
BBC World
Melania Trump Asks ABC to 'Take a Stand' on Jimmy Kimmel, Who Made a Joke That Aged Poorly
Melania Trump wants ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel over an 'expectant widow' joke that turned prophetic when a gunman showed up at the Correspondents' Dinner.
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