The Guardian
Defense secretary visits sailors who spent 260 days at sea without a port call, tells them it 'wasn't easy,' blames the media, and hands out a heroism medal. What could possibly be the issue?
The Hill
Taxpayers get 40 percent of a Maryland submarine shipyard, because apparently the government is now also a private equity firm with torpedoes.
The Guardian
Navy mulls renaming carrier for Trump instead of WWII hero; senator calls it a slap in the face, while another senator objects to beef imports that might actually lower prices.
The Hill
New acting Navy secretary says he'll build ships, because apparently that wasn't the previous guy's job description.
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