NASA
Ancient Lake Bonneville: Gone But Not Forgotten, Now With More Satellites and Speed Records
Ancient Lake Bonneville left behind salt flats, speed records, and a NASA test site for Venus - because why not?
2026-08-24
NASA
2026-05-22
NASA
Mississippi Tornado Leaves a Brownish Reminder That Nature Doesn't Care About Your Property Values
A satellite spots a brownish scar from an EF-3 tornado that ran 82 miles through Mississippi, because Tornado Alley is so last century.
2026-05-07
NASA
NASA Captures Clouds Doing Their Best Impression of a Van Gogh Painting Near Antarctica
NASA's Landsat 8 captures stunning vortex clouds spiraling off a remote Antarctic volcano, proving that even in the Screaming Sixties, the atmosphere has a sense of style.
2026-04-29
NASA
Georgia Says 'Hold My Welding Torch,' Ignites Two Massive Wildfires
Two human-caused wildfires in southern Georgia burn 50,000 acres and destroy 120+ homes, because apparently welding sparks and mylar balloons are this season's weather hazards.
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