The Guardian Europe
Eighteen matches, 43 goals, a 96th-minute penalty, multiple goalkeeping catastrophes, and two different Durans scoring for different teams. Football, ladies and gentlemen.
The Guardian Europe
Celtic's Europa League campaign hits a new low with a 3-1 home defeat to Ferencvaros, proving that defensive errors are like a fine wine - they only get better with age.
The Guardian Europe
Football's transfer deadline day: where clubs spend millions on players, loan them out a year later, and hope nobody notices the gaps in the squad.
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