BBC Business
Gatwick Airport Reminds Everyone That Toilets Are Not, In Fact, Optional
Gatwick Airport's water supply has gone on strike, leaving toilets dry, restaurants dark, and passengers clutching bottled water like it's the apocalypse.
2026-07-26
BBC Business
2026-07-23
BBC Business
UK Airports Raise 'Farewell Fees' by a Third, Because Nothing Says 'Love You' Like a £10 Goodbye
UK airports hike drop-off fees by a third, making 'I love you' cost £10 at Gatwick and Stansted, while EU airports laugh all the way to the free drop-off zone.
2026-05-03
BBC Business
Government to Airlines: You Can Cancel Flights Early, Just Don't Blame Us for the War
UK government lets airlines cancel flights two weeks early to avoid last-minute chaos, because nothing says 'summer holiday' like planning your disappointment in advance.
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