The Guardian
Europe's Heatwave Continues to Shatter Records, Because Why Not
Europe is literally on fire (and also in drought), but hey, at least Eurovision is going to Burgas.
2026-08-13
The Guardian
2026-05-17
The Guardian Europe
Bulgaria Finally Wins Eurovision, Spares Everyone a Headache About Where to Hold It Next Year
Bulgaria wins Eurovision for the first time with a song about ancient rituals, saving organizers from figuring out where to hold it next year if Israel had won.
2026-05-15
The Guardian Europe
Canada Told It Can Join Eurovision, Because Apparently the Name Wasn't a Hint
Canada wants to join Eurovision, despite the name suggesting it's for Europe. Director says 'come on in,' because at this point, geography is just a suggestion.
2026-05-14
The Guardian
Delta Goodrem Qualifies for Eurovision Final; Migrant Advocates Accuse Angus Taylor of 'Blatant Lie' in Budget Reply
Delta Goodrem wows Eurovision judges with harp and key change; Angus Taylor accused of 'blatant lie' over migrant welfare claims; Coles faces record fines for fake discounts.
2026-05-10
BBC World
Eurovision Turns 70, Celebrates With Boycotts, Booing, and a Turquoise Carpet
Eurovision's 70th anniversary arrives in Vienna with five countries boycotting over Israel's participation, fans divided, and tickets selling out in 14 minutes - because nothing says 'joy and togetherness' like armed guards and a turquoise carpet.
2026-04-27
The Guardian Europe
England's Wastewater Confirms: Heatwaves and Eurovision Are Basically a Drug Festival
Wastewater analysis reveals England's drug habits spike during heatwaves, sports events, and Eurovision, with cocaine and ketamine levels leading Europe.
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