ScienceDaily
AHA Gives Coffee a Heart-Healthy Pass, Energy Drinks a Side-Eye
The American Heart Association gives coffee a cautious thumbs-up but tells energy drinks to sit down before they hurt themselves.
2026-07-22
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BBC Health
England to Ban Energy Drinks for Under-16s: Because Apparently Kids Don't Have Enough Reasons to Be Anxious
England bans energy drinks for under-16s, because teenagers definitely don't already have enough anxiety and sleep problems without a jolt of caffeine and sugar.
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