The Guardian
British army suspends non-essential training to save money, but rest assured, the tanks will be back - eventually, probably after the budget review.
BBC Politics
Watchdog slaps down Starmer and co. for calling the defence budget an 'increase' when it's really just the total - because who needs accuracy in government numbers?
The Guardian Europe
Andy Burnham takes office with a plan to fix Britain's economy via seven charts, a dash of 'Manchesterism', and the small matter of finding billions he doesn't have.
BBC Politics
Andy Burnham announces a plan to give mayors more power over housing, welfare, and education - because nothing says 'transform the economy' like moving the deck chairs to a different postcode.
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