The Verge
Crypto users lose $86 million to a tiny circuit board hidden in Ledger wallets, because trusting a reseller named CryptoBillis is apparently a thing people do.
The Hill
The SEC grants tokenized stocks a five-year exemption from being, technically, stocks - two days after Congress failed to pass actual crypto rules.
The Guardian Europe
Trump made $2.2bn in his first year, mostly from crypto and foreign deals, because checks and balances are apparently for suckers.
BBC World
A mudflat micronation on the Danube, bankrolled by Justin Sun and other crypto billionaires, is testing a future where your vote is for sale and the poor are, uh, wildlife.
Ars Technica
Investors have lost billions on a presidential memecoin that's basically a ticket to a party, while insiders cash in and lawmakers ponder if this is, in fact, a terrible idea.
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