The Hill
Forest Service considers scrapping the 2001 Roadless Rule, because nothing says wildfire prevention like more roads and fewer chainsaw restrictions.
The Hill
A horse in New Mexico caught a flesh-eating parasite just days before the border reopened to livestock, proving that irony is not dead.
The Atlantic
Trump's beef import plan is a gamble: 300,000 metric tons of mystery meat to lower prices, but ranchers and GOP senators are crying foul.
The Guardian
From beef deregulation to measles conspiracies to renaming lakes, Trump's administration is busy making sure we're all distracted from the actual issues.
Ars Technica
Flesh-eating screwworm larvae may have crossed the US-Mexico border, sending the cattle industry into a tizzy and prompting the USDA to deploy the world's most expensive sterile fly bomb squad.
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