The Hill
Trump to Announce $15 Billion Steel Mill in Iowa, Because Nothing Says 'Infrastructure Week' Like 2030
Trump to unveil $15B Iowa steel mill that will start producing in 2030 - just in time for the next three election cycles.
2026-09-28
The Hill
2026-07-01
The Guardian
Trump Announces Midterm Convention, Because Apparently Four Years Between Parties Was Too Long
Trump announces a midterm convention in Dallas, because who needs tradition when you have a burning desire to party like it's an election year?
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