Yahoo News
Scientists Confirm Sea Is Scary: Ships Still Avoid Drake Passage, Shockingly
Drake Passage remains terrifying, and ships would rather take the long way through a canal than face 80-foot waves.
2026-09-07
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2026-08-21
BBC World
Panama Canal Slashes Ship Traffic Because the Weather Is Being a Real El Niño About It
The Panama Canal is cutting daily ship transits from 36 to 32 because El Niño and climate change are hogging all the water. Global trade and water conservation don't mix.
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