The Verge
Apple Proposes Commission on External Purchases, Epic Says 'Nice Try, But the Court Says No'
Apple proposes to charge developers for external purchases, despite admitting the costs are zero; Epic calls it 'far outside' court guidance.
2026-08-14
The Verge
2026-05-19
The Atlantic
Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman: A Billionaire Cage Match That Taught Us Nothing
The Musk-Altman trial ended with a jury verdict that didn't resolve much - except that two billionaires can make a courtroom feel very small.
2026-04-27
Ars Technica
Musk and Altman Head to Court in Trial That Will Decide Whether OpenAI Remains a Nonprofit (or Just a Regular Billionaire Playground)
In a trial that could decide whether OpenAI stays a nonprofit or joins the 'don't be evil' graveyard, Musk and Altman face off over billions, egos, and the future of AGI.
The Good Times
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