The Hill
Cheese Bread Recalled Nationwide Because Someone Didn't Wash Their Hands (Probably)
Frozen cheese bread gets recalled for possible salmonella contamination, because apparently the five-cheese blend wasn't adventurous enough.
2026-06-02
The Hill
2026-05-29
NPR Economy
Costco and Walmart See Drivers Acting Like It's 2022 Again, Topping Off Tanks Like Nervous Squirrels
Americans are driving farther and waiting in longer lines to buy smaller amounts of cheaper gas, as the war in Iran and dwindling oil supplies push prices up and stress levels higher.
2026-05-18
BBC Business
Amazon Has No Western Rivals, and Here's Why That's Totally Fine (For Amazon)
Amazon's dominance is a mix of smart strategy, shareholder patience, and alleged antitrust shenanigans - plus a dash of Prime-induced loyalty that makes canceling harder than quitting caffeine.
2026-04-21
Amazon Allegedly Asked Vendors to Make Everyone Else's Prices Worse, Because Of Course
California's AG alleges Amazon had vendors like Levi's and Scotts pressure Walmart and Target to raise prices, all to make Amazon look like the hero of Prime Day.
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