The Guardian
Britain to Sizzle Again: 34C Heatwave Promises Sweat and Hosepipe Bans
Britain braces for another heatwave with temps hitting 34C, health warnings, and a hosepipe ban because summer is now just a series of sweaty crises.
2026-07-04
The Guardian
2026-06-03
The Guardian
Europe Greets Summer With Same Heatwave Preparedness as a Toddler Greets a Swimming Pool
Europe enters another record-breaking summer with the heatwave readiness of a tourist who forgot sunscreen, as early data shows 250 extra deaths in the UK from the latest blast.
2026-05-25
The Guardian
France and UK Break May Temperature Records, Because Of Course They Did
France and the UK smash May temperature records as a heat dome turns Europe into a pre-summer sauna, with scientists warning this is the new normal.
The Good Times
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