The Guardian
Fat Marmot Week: The Only Reality Show Where Contestants Are Judged Entirely on Their Winter Weight
Colorado's chubby rodents get their own voting contest to fund research, because apparently bears aren't enough.
2026-08-23
The Guardian
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