The Guardian
August Ties Record for Hottest Month Ever, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough
August 2026 tied July 2023 as the hottest month ever at 1.65C above preindustrial levels - and El Niño hasn't even shown up to the party yet.
2026-09-10
The Guardian
2026-07-25
UN News
Europe Burns 57% More Land in Four Years, WHO Drops the Mic on Climate Change
Wildfires in Europe have increased 57% in four years, burning 2.2 million hectares, forcing mass evacuations, and prompting the WHO to state the obvious: climate change is the culprit.
2026-06-09
The Guardian
Turkey's Climate Summit Host Suggests Electrifying Everything by 2035, Because Fossil Fuels Are So Last Century
Turkey's environment minister wants 35% of global energy to come from electricity by 2035, because apparently we need a deadline to stop burning stuff.
The Good Times
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