UN News
Ebola Outbreak Hits 3,200 Cases, Hunger Joins the Ranks of the Virus's Best Friends
UN food agency warns hunger is fueling Ebola's spread in DRC as cases hit 3,200; $293.6 million needed to keep containment efforts from falling apart.
2026-07-29
UN News
2026-07-02
The Guardian
Ebola's Wildlife Origins: A Mystery That Might Kill Us All, But Hey, At Least Bats Are Getting Blamed
Ebola's wildlife origins remain a mystery as another outbreak rages, but hey, at least we're blaming bats and slashing research budgets.
2026-05-31
BBC World
Brazil Places Two Patients in 'Please Don't Be Ebola' Holding Pattern
Brazil nervously watches two international travelers with Ebola-like symptoms, but they probably just have meningitis and malaria - which is somehow comforting.
The Good Times
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