The Guardian
Government nationalises British Steel, discovers it costs £1.3m a day, still has no plan, and now China is annoyed. The taxpayers remain on the hook.
BBC Business
A 1991 Mars Bar found in a Scunthorpe house clearance is 56% bigger than today's version, sparking shrinkflation discourse and a possible UK tour.
The Guardian
Britain's steel industry is about to get a government makeover - again - because apparently private owners keep forgetting how to make money from steel.
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