The Verge
OpenAI and Jony Ive are building a hockey puck-sized speaker that moves, sees, and chats, priced at $300+, launching in 2027. It's basically a smart speaker with a trust fund.
The Verge
Apple's smart glasses won't be creepy, promise - they're just taking three years to ensure they don't accidentally become a surveillance tool.
TechCrunch
Apple promises a Siri that forgets your chats automatically, because the alternative is admitting it still can't remember what you asked five seconds ago.
The Verge
After years of letting you do nothing but point and shoot, Apple’s iOS 27 Camera app will let you rearrange the icons at the top. Revolutionary.
The Good Times
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