BBC Health
UK Salmonella Outbreak: Eggs Suspected, Panic Not Yet Required
UK salmonella outbreak: 207 cases, one death, and a suspicious carton of imported eggs. Cook your eggs, wash your hands, and maybe skip the runny yolk for now.
2026-08-19
BBC Health
2026-08-11
BBC Business
Taylor Farms Recalls Jalapeno Products After Salmonella Outbreak, Because Apparently One Parasite Wasn't Enough
Taylor Farms recalls jalapeno products amid salmonella scare, adding to its recent cyclospora outbreak - because one foodborne illness just wasn't enough for 2023.
2026-06-02
The Hill
Cheese Bread Recalled Nationwide Because Someone Didn't Wash Their Hands (Probably)
Frozen cheese bread gets recalled for possible salmonella contamination, because apparently the five-cheese blend wasn't adventurous enough.
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