TechCrunch
Lambda borrows $1 billion to buy Nvidia chips to rent to Microsoft, continuing the AI industry's proud tradition of spending billions in borrowed money to build the future.
TechCrunch
Infinity raises $15M to build a CUDA alternative that lets AI models run on any chip, because Nvidia's monopoly could use a little competition.
BBC Business
Trump's 2025 financial disclosure is a 927-page epic featuring $1bn in crypto, a Bible side hustle, and a cameo-worthy pension from 'Home Alone 2.'
The Guardian
Colorado governor commutes sentence of election denier; US trade rep pours cold water on Nvidia chip hopes; Strait of Hormuz remains open, apparently.
BBC Business
Trump and Xi's Beijing summit produced lots of handshakes, a Boeing order, and a new 'Board of Trade' - but the big economic breakthrough remains as elusive as a quiet moment at a state banquet.
TechCrunch
Nuro gets to test driverless SUVs on California roads, but don't worry - they'll take their sweet time before actually doing it.
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