The Verge
Nvidia Buys Hugging Face for $12.93B, Because Why Not Buy the Whole AI Playground
Nvidia drops $12.93 billion on Hugging Face, because when you're the AI chip king, you buy the whole open-source playground to keep your throne.
2026-09-04
The Verge
2026-08-28
The Verge
Nvidia Achieves AGI, Again, Despite Nobody Knowing What That Means
Jensen Huang declares Nvidia has achieved AGI - again - despite no one agreeing on what AGI is, making the 'achievement' about as meaningful as a participation trophy.
2026-08-17
Ars Technica
Nvidia Discloses $21B SpaceX Stake, Because Apparently Chip Money Grows on Rockets
Nvidia's $21B SpaceX stake shows that in the AI industry, financial entanglement is the new handshake, and Jensen Huang is the master of ceremonies.
2026-08-10
TechCrunch
Sergey Brin Drops Another $20M to Dodge a Tax That Would Cost Him $13.3B
Google's Sergey Brin spends $100M+ to fight a $13.3B tax, while Jensen Huang shrugs and says 'so be it.'
2026-07-20
TechCrunch
Jensen Huang Spent Two Days in Tokyo, and Now Japan's Robots Will All Run on Nvidia
Jensen Huang's two-day Tokyo trip resulted in deals for a national AI factory, robotics partnerships, and chip-supplier agreements, betting Japan's industrial future on Nvidia hardware.
2026-06-11
TechCrunch
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei Has One Direct Report, And It’s Not Who You Think (It’s His Sister)
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei reveals he has only one direct report - his chief of staff - while everyone else answers to his sister, making other founders rethink their entire organizational chart.
2026-05-21
BBC World
Nvidia Posts $58.3bn Profit, Investors Yawn, Shares Dip 1.6%
Nvidia smashes revenue and profit records, but investors are so used to perfection that a 1.6% share dip somehow counts as disappointment.
2026-05-01
The Verge
Musk v. Altman Trial Dumps So Many Emails Into Public Domain It's Basically a Tech Soap Opera
A jury trial reveals that OpenAI's founding was less 'saving humanity' and more 'corporate governance drama with a side of supercomputer delivery.'
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