The Guardian
A British crew member and a Dutch colleague are being urgently evacuated from a luxury cruise ship after a hantavirus outbreak killed three, because apparently even a luxury cruise can turn into a biohazard nightmare.
BBC World
A cruise ship becomes a floating petri dish as hantavirus claims three lives, proving that even luxury vacations can't escape the tyranny of rodent waste.
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