The Guardian
Tim Westwood Faces Two More Historical Sex Charges, Bringing Total to 18
Tim Westwood, already facing 15 charges, now has two more historical sex offence charges because the past apparently has excellent recall.
2026-09-22
The Guardian
2026-06-03
The Guardian Europe
MPs Search for Missing Mandelson Vetting Documents, Find Only Questions and a Raised Eyebrow
MPs hunt for missing Mandelson vetting docs, find a lot of nothing, and wonder if the government's filing cabinet is a black hole.
2026-05-16
The Guardian
Police Chase Ends in Crash: Nine Injured, One Suspect's Getaway Car Didn't Get Away
A police chase in Ilford ends with nine injuries, multiple arrests, and one very determined scooter rider who declined medical aid.
The Guardian Europe
London Braces for 'One of the Busiest Days for Policing in Recent Years' as Far-Right and Pro-Palestine Rallies Coincide
London's Metropolitan Police mobilises 4,000 officers, armoured vehicles, and live facial recognition as far-right and pro-Palestine marches overlap, with Starmer denouncing 'hatred and division' and Amnesty pointing fingers at US tech billionaire…
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