The Guardian
Professor at Centre of Cambridge Plagiarism Row Found Dead, Family Cites 'Campaign of Abuse'
Tragedy strikes as Cambridge professor found dead after resigning amid plagiarism row; family blames 'sustained abuse'.
2026-08-15
The Guardian
2026-08-05
The Guardian
Woman Arrested After Four Men Stabbed in Covent Garden; Scissors Recovered, Chaos Ensues
Four men get stabbed in Covent Garden, a woman with scissors is arrested, and the police reassure us that knife crime is down. You can't make this stuff up.
2026-05-09
The Guardian Europe
Two Men Charged for Allegedly Turning Antisemitism Into TikTok Content in London
Two men charged after allegedly traveling to north London to film antisemitic TikTok videos, proving some people will do anything for likes.
2026-04-30
The Guardian
Man Arrested Over Golders Green Stabbing Identified as Essa Suleiman, 45, as PM Urges Nation to 'Open Eyes to Jewish Pain'
A 45-year-old man is in custody after stabbing two Jewish men in Golders Green, and every politician in Britain has suddenly discovered antisemitism is bad.
The Good Times
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