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Jul 15
Taco Bell and Lettuce Named Prime Suspects in Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
Jul 15
Serbia Becomes 69th Country to Sign Artemis Accords, Because Apparently Space Needs More Paperwork
Jul 15
Friendship (the Band, Not the Emotion) and Charlotte Cornfield Announce Tour Together
Jul 15
U.S. and Venezuela: The Unlikeliest Friendship Since Oil and Water
Jul 14
Senator's Death and Colleague's Vanishment Spark Internet's Favorite Pastime: Blaming Everyone
Jul 14
Anthropic's New Ad Asks 'Can AI Be Trusted?' While Showing a Burning House and a Cemetery, Which Is a Choice
Jul 14
Warren Buffett Pulls Funding Plug on Bill Gates' Foundation, Cites 'Whole Thing'
Jul 14
Lucid Motors Insists It's Not Going Bankrupt, Despite Stock Doing Its Best Impression
Jul 14
37-Year Soil Experiment Reveals That Even the Most Stubborn Carbon Can Be Talked Into Leaving
Jul 14
De Beers Puts Flagship Diamond Mine on Hiatus as Love and Lab-Grown Gems Steal the Sparkle
Jul 14
Scientists Scan Exoplanet for Aliens, Find Only the Sound of Our Own Radio Interference
Jul 14
‘Anti-Ageing Is Anti-Life’: Why Longevity Culture Is Just Ageism in a Lab Coat
Jul 14
'For Diego': The Ghost of Maradona Haunts Argentina Ahead of England Clash (And Maybe the Falklands Too)
Jul 14
German Youth to Berlin: 'Nice Try, But We'd Rather Not' as Conscientious Objector Applications Surge
Jul 14
Reflection AI Drops Another Billion on Compute, Because GPUs Are the New Gold
Jul 14
MPs Finally Set to Approve Hillsborough Law, Because Apparently Telling the Truth Is a Novel Idea
Jul 14
UNICEF Drops Grim Report Card on Afghanistan: 3.7 Million Kids at Risk of Malnutrition, Wasting Season Incoming
Jul 14
Pixel Watch 5 Leak Reveals Four Finishes, Because Apparently We Needed More Ways to Match Our Wrist to Our Phone
Jul 14
Scientists Discover Peach Fuzz Has Been Plotting Against You This Whole Time
Jul 14
Removing Food Tax Would Cost £14.4m, Mostly Benefit Rich Islanders, Says Minister
Jul 14
Dark Matter Might Be a Two-Particle Party, and Everything Finally Makes Sense
Jul 14
North Carolina to Deploy Solar ‘Bees’ for Disaster Resilience, Because Generators Are So Last Century
Jul 14
New Study Finally Asks the Obvious Question: Do Hormones Mess With ADHD Meds?
Jul 14
Sydney Arts Venue Gets Divine Intervention It Didn't Ask For After Religious Groups Object to LGBTQ+ Events
Jul 14
Jenrick: 'Government Only Offered Farage Security Meeting Because Someone Got Murdered'
Jul 14
France Throws a Bastille Day Parade, Accidentally Sends a Signal About Europe's Military Awakening
Jul 14
PsiQuantum Says Its Giant Light-Based Quantum Computer Will Be Ready Soon. We'll Believe It When We See It.
Jul 14
Canada’s Emergency Alarms Speak Only English, Indigenous Communities Left to Figure Out Fire on Their Own
Jul 14
66-Million-Year-Old Cold Case: T. Rex Tooth Found Lodged in Edmontosaurus Skull, No Signs of Healing
Jul 14
South East Water to Pay £30.5m for Doing the Bare Minimum, and Failing
Jul 14
SpaceX's Starship Flight 13: Same Rocket, But This Time With Actual Starlink Satellites and a Grudge
Jul 14
Scottish Marine Scientists Appoint Ocean to Board: 'What Would the Atlantic Think?'
Jul 14
Guernsey Parents Learn That Cooking Your Own Food Is Somehow Both Possible and Cheaper
Jul 14
Swedish Affair Drama Serves Up Regrets, Flashbacks, and a Sizzling Bond from 1978
Jul 14
Police Make Breakthrough in Melbourne's Hospitality Wars, Blame 'Crime as a Service'
Jul 14
Sweden's Gender Gap: Apparently 'Most Equal' Doesn't Mean 'Equal at the Ballot Box'
Jul 14
Indian Activist’s Hunger Strike Hits Day 16, Health Numbers Not Great
Jul 14
Video-Generation Startup PixVerse Raises $439M, Valuation Now Over $2B - Because Apparently Making AI Videos Is Expensive
Jul 14
Curiosity Spends Pre-July 4th Week Staring at Martian Rocks, Because Why Not
Jul 14
Tech's One-Percenters Discover Fear of Missing Out on AI, Return to Grinding
Jul 14
Nous Research Talks Up $1.5B Valuation While Hermes Agent Learns New Tricks Automatically
Jul 14
Trump Shrinks Two National Monuments, Because Apparently 'Sacred Tribal Land' Needs More Parking Lots
Jul 14
Europe Throws Money at Space Defense, Hopes Gravity of Spending Lifts Economy
Jul 14
France Wants Revenge on Spain, Which Is Basically the Plot of Every Soccer Rivalry Ever
Jul 14
Federal Authorities Finally Hand Over Evidence in Shootings of Renée Good and Alex Pretti, Because Democracy 'Requires It' or Whatever
Jul 14
Michigan Points Finger at Lettuce in Parasite Outbreak, But Funding Cuts Don't Help
Jul 14
Microsoft Tests Windows Search That Actually Searches Instead of Selling You Stuff
Jul 14
Todd Blanche's War on Journalism: The DOJ's New Favorite Pastime
Jul 14
British Couple Among 13 Victims of Spanish Wildfires; Family Gets Tragic Text Before Evacuation
Jul 14
GMC Trucks Conquer the Wild West: Canadian Oil Money Meets American Horsepower
Jul 14
UK Grid Operator Calls in Lawyers After Whistleblower Claims Staff Were Told to Cover Up Blackout Risks During Heatwave
Jul 14
Silly Sprinklers Solve Feynman's Reverse Sprinkler Puzzle, Scientists Confirm What Everyone Suspected: Physics Is Weird
Jul 13
World Models: The AI That Promises to Simulate Everything, or at Least Make Some Very Cool Videos
Jul 13
Diego Forlán to Temporarily Manage Uruguay After Bielsa’s World Cup Blame Game Exit
Jul 13
NASA's Private Space Station Dreams Hinge on SpaceX's Crew Dragon - Which SpaceX Might Retire Soon
Jul 13
Israel Schedules First Election Since 2023 Hamas Attacks; Netanyahu Campaigns on 'Vote for Me, I'm Terrifying' Platform
Jul 13
Sam Altman Drops 'Homeboy' on Musk, Says Space Data Centers Are a Pipe Dream (Experts Agree)
Jul 13
Pentagon and DOJ Form 'Leaks Task Force' Because Nothing Says National Security Like Punishing the Press
Jul 13
L7's Jennifer Finch Diagnosed With Brain Cancer; Band Urged to Tour Without Her Because Rock 'n' Roll Waits for No One, Even When It Should
Jul 13
Oil Prices Do the Limbo as Trump Rebrands Himself 'Guardian of the Strait'
Jul 13
German Court Finds Iraqi Couple Guilty of Enslaving Yazidi Girls, Because Some Crimes Really Do Follow You
Jul 13
Dolphin Deaths Spike After Algal Bloom Goes Full 'Hunger Games' on Their Calamari Buffet
Jul 13
200-Year-Old Physics Experiment Drafted for Future Computing Duties
Jul 13
The Atlantic Hopes You'll Solve a Murder Instead of Just Reading About One
Jul 13
Reditus Space Finishes Building Its Reentry Vehicle, Promises to Bring Stuff Back From Space
Jul 13
Zelenskyy Arrives in Paris With Anti-Ballistic Programme, Ready to Give French a Break From Their Own Drama
Jul 13
Sacked Civil Servant Sues PM, Claims Firing Lacked 'Even Semblance' of Fairness
Jul 13
Swim Jet Review: Finally, a Way to Exhaust Yourself Without Leaving Your Backyard
Jul 13
China's Record 12.7 Million Graduates Enter Job Market That Responds With a Collective 'Meh'
Jul 13
UK Heatwaves May Have Killed Over 2,700 People, Which Seems Like Something to Worry About
Jul 13
Pentagon Blocks 155 Wind Projects, Citing Drones - Because Apparently Turbines Are a Threat to Skynet
Jul 13
UNSW Lecturer Gets Impromptu History Lesson Via Nazi Salutes in Business Class
Jul 13
Citizen Scientists Help Reveal That Harvestmen Are Surprisingly Complicated Dads
Jul 13
Sam Neill, Jurassic Park's Beloved Dino-Wrangler, Dies at 78
Jul 13
Bangkok Bar Fire Leaves 27 Dead, 22 Critically Injured - Toilets Once Again Prove Not a Great Fire Shelter
Jul 13
Home Secretary to Attempt Legislative Somersault to Deport Grooming Gang Leader, Because Apparently 1971 Law Is a Bigger Obstacle Than Pakistan
Jul 13
Robotaxis Get a Stern Federal Finger-Wag, Uber and Waymo Break Up in Phoenix
Jul 13
Virgin Media Fined £28m for Making Switching About as Fun as a Root Canal
Jul 13
Moon Landings May Contaminate Precious Ice That Could Explain How Life Started, Study Warns
Jul 13
Bad News for Floss Skeptics: Gum Bacteria Now Linked to Heart Valve Problems
Jul 13
Homelessness Set to Increase by 25% by 2030, Because Apparently We Haven't Learned Anything
Jul 13
Green MP Finally Asks the Obvious: Why Is There a Minimum Work Temperature But No Maximum?
Jul 13
Pokémon Go Turns 10: Still Making People Walk Into Poles, Fall in Love, and Finally Leave the House
Jul 13
Indian Scientists Unveil Brainstem Map Detailed Enough to Make a GPS Blush
Jul 13
Shadow Minister Calls University VCs 'Spineless' Over Antisemitism; Also, 600+ Trombonists Break World Record
Jul 13
East London Fire Forces Evacuations, Disrupts Overground, and Gives Firefighters a Workout
Jul 13
'Tech Billionaire Takeover' Review: Surprising Fun Watching Rich Guys Explain Why Democracy Is Overrated
Jul 13
Monopoly learns the hard way: you still can't pass Go and make a board game in the U.S.
Jul 12
Labrador Takes Unplanned Detour After Sampling Ben Nevis Trail Snack
Jul 12
Thai Youth Leaders to UN: We’re Not Just Future Leaders, We’re Also Tired
Jul 12
Germany's 'Drowning in June' Trend Takes a Literal Turn as Heatwave Claims 99 Lives
Jul 12
Jay-Z Celebrates 30 Years of 'Reasonable Doubt' at Yankee Stadium, Reminds Everyone He's Still Jay-Z
Jul 12
Physicists Finally Figure Out How to Steal Energy From a Fake Black Hole (No Actual Spacetime Required)
Jul 12
Starmer Races Clock to Pass Hillsborough Law Before His Tenure Becomes a Historical Footnote
Jul 12
Missouri Flash Flooding Claims One Life, Rescues 200 Kids From Summer Camp That Definitely Didn't Sign Up for This
Jul 12
Philips Hue: The One Smart Home Device That Didn't Make You Want to Throw Your Phone Through a Window
Jul 12
Burnham Adviser Promises to Make Poor People Slightly Less Poor, Eventually
Jul 12
Tau Protein, Alzheimer's Usual Suspect, Reveals It's Actually Kind of Essential for Memory
Jul 12
British Couple Found in Ravine After Spain Wildfire: 'Titanic Effort' to Call for Help
Jul 12
Small Town, Big Subsidies: Carbon Storage 'Gold Rush' Has Indiana Residents Seeing Dollar Signs and Red Flags