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Jul 17
Chinese Running Shoes Are Amazing and Cheap - Good Luck Getting a Pair in the U.S.
Jul 17
Mother of Son Who Sparked Riots With Fake Racism Claim Jailed for Knife Removal: The Ultimate 'Clean-Up on Aisle Murder'
Jul 17
Trump Administration's Latest Science War: Making Space Research a Political Football
Jul 17
Chastity, Nodding, and Enormous Pores: Will Women Actually Enjoy Nolan's Odyssey?
Jul 17
Meta's Smart Glasses: Creepy, Invasive, and Now Endorsed by Kylie Jenner. Great.
Jul 17
Andy Burnham Vows to 'Bring Back Hope' as Labour Leader, Promises Biggest Political Shake-Up Since Mullets Were Cool
Jul 17
NASA Study Finds Near-Earth Object Has an Identity Crisis: It’s a Comet
Jul 17
Study Identifies Nine Types of Procrastinator, All of Whom Will Read This Tomorrow
Jul 17
Hyundai Workers Strike Over Fear of Being Replaced by Robots That Haven’t Even Started Working Yet
Jul 17
New Yorkers Get a Grim Reminder That Breathing Is Still a Thing We Need to Do
Jul 17
Geography's Prank: 4 Nations Where Summer Never Ends, 6 That Barely See the Sun
Jul 17
Fed President Searches for 'Secret Sauce' at Wisconsin Tool Maker, Finds It's Just Making Good Tools
Jul 17
Scientists Build a Camera That Can Track Invisible Particles in 3D, Because Regular Ghost Hunting Wasn't Hard Enough
Jul 17
Glasgow Telecoms Engineer’s Secret Leather Photo Collection Finally Gets Its Close-Up, 40 Years Later
Jul 17
BrewDog Founder's 'Punk' Comeback Plan Hits GDPR Sour Note as Investors Ask: 'How's This Joker Got My Details?'
Jul 17
Trump Revives China Meddling Claims, Critics Smell Midterm Excuse
Jul 17
Gaza Farmers Try to Replant Their Lives, But the Soil Keeps Shaking
Jul 17
Lancashire Town Discovers It's Been Living in a 'Forever Chemicals' Episode of Better Call Saul
Jul 17
Chinese AI Lab Moonshot Says Kimi K3 Will Be So Good You Might Not Need to Pay Anthropic
Jul 17
Old English Saying About Clouds Turns Out to Be… Accurate, Apparently
Jul 17
SpaceX Launches 21 Satellites for Military Data Network, Because Space Force's WiFi Was Down
Jul 17
Laos Methanol Charges Leave Australia Feeling 'Deeply Frustrated' and Also 'Bitterly Disappointed'
Jul 17
Ultimatum: Pay Off That Debt or No Wedding - A Love Story About Financial Responsibility
Jul 17
IMAX: Now With 40% Less Movie, Same High Price
Jul 17
Telstra Blames Unpatched Software and Poor Documentation for Outage That Sent Network Back to 2006
Jul 17
China's Anti-Corruption Campaign Claims Another: Even Politburo Members Aren't Safe from Xi's Wrath
Jul 17
England to Ban Energy Drinks for Under-16s: Because Apparently Kids Don't Have Enough Reasons to Be Anxious
Jul 17
Anthropology President Declares Sex Binary Belief 'Nonsensical', Forgets She's Supposed to Study Humans
Jul 17
xAI Sues User for Doing the Thing Elon Musk Insisted Grok Couldn't Do
Jul 17
El Niño Shows Up for Work, May Break Every Record in Sight
Jul 17
Man Starves for 58 Days, Redraws Map of India. Hunger Strike: Still a Thing.
Jul 17
SpaceX Starship V3 Launch Aborted After Engines Decide They'd Rather Not
Jul 17
‘Five-Star Weekend’ Review: Jennifer Garner Serves Up Escapism So Fluffy It Could Double as a Life Preserver
Jul 17
Truth Social to Sell Early Access to Trump's Market-Moving Rants, Because of Course
Jul 17
Coca-Cola's Fairlife Dairy Takes an Unplanned Siesta Thanks to a Ransomware Attack
Jul 17
Senator Ossoff Previews Trump's 'Sour Grapes Address' as World's Most Famous Sore Loser Prepares to Reheat 2020 Lies
Jul 17
Ebola Outbreak Reminds Us We're Great at Forgetting What We Learned
Jul 17
Scientists Find a Way to Spot Orbital Nukes - Finally, a Use for That Radiation Belt
Jul 16
Jersey Charities to Government: 'We're All in This Together' (Please Form a Taskforce)
Jul 16
Toyota, BMW, Bosch, and Repsol Decide to See If Cars Can Run on That Renewable Gasoline Stuff They've Been Hearing About
Jul 16
Ex-DeepMind Researcher Raises $55M at $300M Valuation, Promises to Finally Make AI Actually See Things
Jul 16
Uber Driver's Bad Day: Kills Dog Walker, Also Tries to Off Landlord
Jul 16
China and Russia Plot to Take Down Starlink: Escalation Ladder Includes Jamming, Space Pellets, and Maybe a Boomerang
Jul 16
England Defends Player's Rude Gestures to Argentina Fans, Calls It 'Good Natured'
Jul 16
EU Orders Google to Share Android with AI Rivals; Google Wins by Losing, Apple Learns Siri Lessons
Jul 16
Sadiq Khan Among 26 New Peers: Because the House of Lords Wasn't Crowded Enough
Jul 16
Merck Gets FDA Nod for New Cholesterol Pill, Because Statins Weren't Cutting It
Jul 16
Aer Lingus Plans to Shed 500 Jobs, Blames 'Macro-Economic Environment' and Other Things It Can't Control
Jul 16
UN Confirms That Horrifying Boat Sinks Are Still Happening, 500 Feared Dead
Jul 16
Study Finds Private Schools in England Have 41% More Tree Shade, Because of Course They Do
Jul 16
Anthropic Will Pay You $85,000 to Teach AI to Nonprofits: Apply Before July 17 or Wait Until 2027
Jul 16
Italian Officials Get Jail Time for Bridge Collapse That Killed 43, Because Apparently Maintenance Matters
Jul 16
Office of Space Commerce Pitches Voluntary 'Space Certification' to Save Industry from Regulatory Maze
Jul 16
The Open 2026: Scottie Scheffler and Robert MacIntyre Lead Charge as Birkdale Bakes
Jul 16
Trump Administration Replaces Slavery Exhibit at Washington's Home with 'Friendlier' Version Under Cover of Darkness
Jul 16
Ghana Bans Photocopying ID Cards, Because Apparently Squinting at a Copy Wasn't Cutting It
Jul 16
Breathing Easy? Air Purifier Roundup for a World That's Constantly on Fire (and Also Just Has Bad Air)
Jul 16
UK Parking Giant Faces Probe Over Charging Drivers Stuck in Petrol Queue - Because Waiting for Fuel Is Apparently a Crime Now
Jul 16
New Monkey Species With Orange Lips Found Hiding in Congo Forest, Nobody Told It to Smile
Jul 16
‘People Think You’ve Got 10,000 Cats’: Inside the Peer Support Group for Hoarders
Jul 16
After Slow Start, Ontario Fires Get Their Act Together, Smoke Heads Southeast
Jul 16
Algerian Foster Home Fire: 11 Dead, 19 Injured, Heatwave Blamed (As Is Tradition)
Jul 16
Swissto12 Raises $70 Million, Because Apparently GEO Satellites Are Also Getting the Tiny Treatment
Jul 16
Will Ferrell's Golf Comedy Is a Dated Swing and a Miss, Which Is Weird Because Comedy Used to Be His Thing
Jul 16
Starmer Says It's the 'End of My Political Journey' at Final PMQs, Gets Sentimental Send-Off and a Fancy Clock
Jul 16
Lululemon Bets $30M That Startup Can Solve Nylon's Identity Crisis
Jul 16
Government Finally Does the One Thing That Could Save British Steel, Nationalises It
Jul 16
Scientists Finally Solve 15-Year Mystery of How Gut Bacterium Triggers Colon Cancer, Because of Course It's a Decoy Situation
Jul 16
Microsoft Tells Sales Team: 'Our AI Is Great, Theirs Is Trash - Please Don't Mention We Used to Rely on It'
Jul 16
Quantum Physicists Discover That Light and Magnetism Can Be Roommates in Atom-Thin Materials
Jul 16
ANU Insists It Didn't 'Lose Control' to Pro-Palestine Encampment, Despite Safety Report Saying Risks Were 'High'
Jul 16
Australian Police Release Dino Jacket Photo, Hope Public Can Help Solve 329-Count Child Abuse Case
Jul 16
Climate Change Turns West Africa's Routine Rainy Season Into a Drowning Disaster, Scientists Confirm
Jul 16
Lana Del Rey Announces Album and a Surprise Companion Album, Because One Era of Waiting Wasn't Enough
Jul 16
7 Home Security Checks This Tech Writer Does Before Vacation (Because He's Seen Home Alone Too Many Times)
Jul 16
Moira Deeming Drops Lawsuit Against Own Party, Offers Olive Branch Wrapped in 12 Pages
Jul 16
Greylock Raises $1.5B Fund, Could Have Raised More, Decides to Show Restraint Instead
Jul 16
Relationship OCD: When Your Brain Decides to Become a Harsh Relationship Critic
Jul 16
NASA Meteorite Study Reveals Ancient Space Brine, Because Even Asteroids Had a Salty Phase
Jul 16
NASA's Tiny Drones: Because Why Risk a Full-Size Plane When You Can Crash a Toy?
Jul 16
OpenAI Creates Super-Hacker LLM So Its Other Models Can Learn to Punch Back
Jul 16
Zelenskyy Fires Popular Minister Who Actually Got Things Done, Because Why Not
Jul 16
Actress Announces New Album 'Radical Frame,' Which Is Definitely Not About a New Phone Case
Jul 16
Google Drops 1.8 Gigawatts of Solar and Batteries 40 Miles From xAI's Unpermitted Gas Plant, Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Jul 16
Union Backing Seals Labour Crown for Burnham, Democracy Takes a Nap
Jul 16
Tesla Driver in Fatal Crash Hit Pedal to 100%, NTSB Confirms, Because of Course
Jul 15
Lucid Denies Bankruptcy Rumors, But the EV Sector Is Already Having a Panic Attack
Jul 15
Daniel Ek's Body-Scanning Startup Neko Health Raises Another $700M, Because You Can't Put a Price on Knowing Exactly What's Wrong
Jul 15
Probiotic Smoothies for Bees: Study Suggests They Help With Cold, But Heat Still a Killer
Jul 15
Outgoing Space Force Chief Warns Orbital Mechanics Doesn't Care About Your Neutrality
Jul 15
San Francisco Bay Remains Unbeaten: Boat Joins Alcatraz's List of Failed Escapes
Jul 15
OpenAI Employees Donate $215K to Oppose Their Own Boss's Political Group
Jul 15
Ontario Wildfires Make Toronto's Air Quality 'World's Worst' - Congrats, Toronto
Jul 15
Zara's 'Death Pants' Are Making a Strong Case for Skinny Jeans
Jul 15
Todd Blanche's Attorney General Hearing: A Masterclass in Non-Answers, With Occasional Sniping
Jul 15
This Free Mac App Finally Lets You Play Internet Traffic Cop - No Badge Required
Jul 15
China's Economy Grows at Slowest Pace Since COVID Lockdowns, Blames 'Imbalance' and Weak Consumer Spending
Jul 15
Cold War Secrecy Blamed for Messy Nuclear Test Veteran Records, Report Finds
Jul 15
Sotheby's T. rex Auction: When Science Takes a Backseat to 'Ooh, Shiny'
Jul 15
UN Reports Child Vaccination Creeps Up, Still Has a Lot of Creeping to Do
