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Aug 18
Eoptic Gets the Nod to Put Its DeepScan™ Eyes in the Sky by 2027
Aug 18
Spotify Boss's Body Scanner Finally Invades America, Because of Course
Aug 18
Philippine Student Livestreams School Shooting, Kills Classmate and Self; Second Attack in Two Months
Aug 18
ABC Sues FCC, Claims Agency Is Using Broadcast Licenses as a Weapon of Mass Correction
Aug 18
OpenAI Unveils ChatGPT for Teens, Promises It's Definitely Not Just Old Features in a Hoodie
Aug 18
Miami Beach Gets a New 'Season': Seaweed, Seaweed Everywhere
Aug 18
Sonic the Hedgehog at 35: Still Running, Still Selling Out, Still Faster Than Your Dad’s Midlife Crisis
Aug 18
Finally, an App That Lets You Read the Fine Print Without Pretending You're Not Squinting
Aug 18
Scotland's Last Shipyard Announces Voluntary Redundancies, Blames 'Due Diligence' and General Shipbuilding Sadness
Aug 18
Refugee's Life A Series of Unwanted Relocations Since Age 10; Landlords Everywhere Unimpressed
Aug 18
Astronauts Go to the Moon, Mostly Because Humans Have Itchy Feet
Aug 18
Houseplant Hacks: Because Nothing Says 'New Arrival' Like a Surprise Spider Mite Infestation
Aug 18
Zambia's President Wins Second Term, Opposition Claims It Wasn't That Simple
Aug 18
Family of Missing 18-Year-Old Hiker 'Absolutely Devastated' as Search Enters Day Seven in NSW's Unforgiving Bushland
Aug 18
Man Convinces Himself Government Grant Wasn't a Scam; Bills Drop to 2p a Day
Aug 18
Sri Lankan Doctors Remove Bladder Stone That Weighs More Than a Newborn, Because Of Course
Aug 18
Out-of-Office Etiquette: Because Apparently We Need Rules for Not Being at Work
Aug 18
Study Finds England's Friendliest Place Is an Island Chain, While Barking Remains, Well, Barking
Aug 18
Half of British Homes Now Take Longer to Sell, Because Waiting for a Better Deal Is a Hobby Now
Aug 18
Study Finds Justice System Prefers Its Victims Not Too Vulnerable, Please
Aug 18
HEO Borrows Planet's Satellites to Photograph Other Satellites, Because Space Is Now a Surveillance Drama
Aug 18
Ancient Egyptians Pioneered Coffin-Sharing, Study Finds
Aug 18
Russia's 'Weaponise Winter' Campaign Off to a Blazing Start, Naftogaz Confirms
Aug 18
Coalition MPs Storm Out to Protest Gambling Bill; Greens Leader Says Labor Should 'Hang Their Heads in Shame'
Aug 18
Welsh Women Forced to Traverse Border for Abortion Care, Doctor Says - Because Apparently That's a Thing in 2024
Aug 18
California Finally Tackles the Scandal of Inefficient Tires, Saves Drivers a Cool Billion
Aug 18
Library Pulls Book About Genocide Because It Upsets Someone, As Libraries Do
Aug 18
Anthropic's Revenue Does the Math Olympiad: From $9B to $65B Faster Than You Can Say 'Scaling Laws'
Aug 18
Stop Paying for Smartphone Storage You Don't Need: A Guide to Not Throwing Money at Tech Giants
Aug 18
Fifa Fires COO Who Dared to Point Out the Obvious About Infantino's Plan
Aug 18
Curiosity Marks 14 Years on Mars by Doing Science, Because That's What It Does
Aug 18
Tiny 1.7-Billion-Year-Old Fossils Could Reveal How Complex Life Began
Aug 18
Mushroom Murderer Erin Patterson Appeals Conviction, Cites Jury Hotel Mishap and Questionable Evidence
Aug 18
Burnham Scraps Disabled Bus Pass Curfew, Because Disabled People Apparently Don't Exist Before 9:30am
Aug 18
Cancer Survivor's Next Battle: An £8,000 Bill for a Chance at Motherhood
Aug 18
NASA's Air Pollution Study in Ethiopia Reveals Soot Levels That Make LA Look Like a Health Spa
Aug 18
Columbia House Finally Calls It Quits After 71 Years of Selling Music Nobody Asked For
Aug 17
AI Video Startup Higgsfield Raises $400M, Valuation Quadruples to $5.4B in 8 Months - Because Why Not
Aug 17
Last Chance to Save Up to $300 on TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 Passes Before Friday's Deadline
Aug 17
Nvidia Discloses $21B SpaceX Stake, Because Apparently Chip Money Grows on Rockets
Aug 17
NASA Teaches Future Planetary Scientists the Fine Art of Explaining Things to Humans
Aug 17
Nuns to the Rescue: D.C. Women Find Affordable Housing and a Built-In Family, Just in Time for It to End
Aug 17
Nuns vs. Mayor: Holy War Erupts Over Italian Beach Club (Jesus Saves, But Not the Concession)
Aug 17
Study Confirms You Can Eat More, Weigh Less, If You Just Eat Different Stuff
Aug 17
DUP MP Jim Shannon Charged With Common Assault, Because Apparently Politics Wasn't Enough Drama
Aug 17
Reform's Richard Tice Tells Brits to Stop Worrying and Love the Heatwave
Aug 17
Swansea Sends Off Bonnie Tyler With Bells, Applause, and a Welsh Flag
Aug 17
Medieval Siege Victim Takes Record for Only Known Trebuchet Casualty
Aug 17
WordPress.com Gives Students Free Websites, Because Apparently Social Media Isn't Enough
Aug 17
Study Finds Learning Stuff Machines Can Do Still Has Point, Scientists Relieved
Aug 17
Webb's Little Red Dots May Be Hiding Entire Galaxies, Astronomers Suspect
Aug 17
Aussie Rules Players Under Investigation After Celebrating Win a Little Too Hard
Aug 17
Au Vodka Nears £500m Sale to BuzzBallz Owner, Proving That Kicking a Ball Boy Was a Solid Career Move
Aug 17
TikTok Sleuths Turn Murder Trial Into True-Crime Fan Fiction, Experts Roll Eyes
Aug 17
PM Andy Burnham Falls for Fake Trump Chief of Staff, Because Why Would Anyone Verify Anything Anymore?
Aug 17
British Seas Get a Heatwave Makeover: Sunfish, Octopuses, and Disappearing Cod
Aug 17
Green Lantern Show Proves Extrinsic Superhero Powers Are Still a Charging Nightmare
Aug 17
Geologists Hunt for Buried Hydrogen, Discover It's Mostly Just Leaking Out of Existing Holes
Aug 17
Virgin Gets Green Light to Challenge Eurostar's Channel Tunnel Monopoly, Because Competition is Apparently a Thing
Aug 17
Lynk and Omnispace Merge Into Elveo Mobile, Because One Satellite Messaging Company Wasn't Confusing Enough
Aug 17
Indonesia's Earthquake: 53 Dead, 5,000 Displaced, and the Aid Is Taking the Scenic Route
Aug 17
Germans Decide the Best Way to See the World Is to Stay Home
Aug 17
Ukrainian Strikes Kill Six in Russia; Mutual Drone Violence Continues Apace
Aug 17
10-Cent Heart Drug Cuts Hospitalizations by 25%, Because Apparently Cheap Things Can Work
Aug 17
Labor Unveils 'Do Not Call' for Gambling Ads, Because Opting Out of Everything Individually Was Too Hard
Aug 17
Hayden Panettiere, Hero and Nashville Star, Dies at 36, Leaving the Cheerleader's World a Little Less Saved
Aug 17
Lala Downgraded to Tropical Storm, Still Manages to Ruin Sunday Plans Across Hawaii
Aug 17
Ferrari's First EV Sells for $40M, Because Nothing Says 'Future of Motoring' Like a Charity Auction Record
Aug 17
Human Blood Is Quietly Shifting Chemistry as CO2 Rises, Scientists Report
Aug 17
Syrians Clear Rubble With Their Bare Hands, Because Someone Has To
Aug 17
Satellite Operators Clutch Launch Contracts Like Security Blankets in Chaotic Space Market
Aug 17
Ukraine's Ex-Defence Minister Says Domestic Ballistic Missiles Could Hit Russia in Months; Also, Drone Drama Continues
Aug 17
DR Congo's Ebola Outbreak Wins the Unwanted Title of Deadliest in Country's History
Aug 17
Coalition Floats Super Early Access Idea, Banks See Stress Signals; NAB Profits Rise Anyway
Aug 17
Banks Will Pay You Up to £220 to Leave Your Comfort Zone (and Your Bank)
Aug 17
Hike Through Dolomites, Get Fed and Watered at Every Turn - Scientists Approve
Aug 17
Amazon Adds New Terms to Bury Lawsuits Before They Can Bloom
Aug 17
Greece's Twin Fires Do Their Best Impression of a Bad Rom-Com: Meet at the Mountain?
Aug 17
Ancient Toad Finally Gets Its Name After Decades Hiding in Tar Pit Fossil Collection
Aug 17
OpenAI Disbands Preparedness Team, Because Who Needs Safety When You Have Shiny Things?
Aug 17
Kushner and Hamas: A Meeting That's Either Diplomacy or a Really Awkward Family Dinner
Aug 16
Black Hole Shreds Giant Star in 'Snack Prep' Event, Astronomers Say - Plus a Mystery
Aug 16
Government's Emergency Wildfire Alert Accidentally Alerts Abusers, Because of Course
Aug 16
Attorney General Declines to Promise Justice Department Won't Be Trump's Personal Law Firm
Aug 16
Study Finds Doing Obvious Thing (Exercise) Improves Obvious Thing (Sex Life)
Aug 16
Arsenal Eviscate City in Community Shield, Because Of Course They Did
Aug 16
Belgian Wildfire Doubles, Doubles Again: Nature Reserve Serves as Impromptu BBQ Pit
Aug 16
Google Pixel 11 Pro's HiLight Brings Back the Notification LED, Because Apparently We Missed Blinking Lights
Aug 16
Study Confirms Your Ankles Are Secretly Plotting Against You as You Age
Aug 16
13-Year-Old Shot Four Times Still Finds Time to Call 911, Because Apparently Even in Crisis She's More Competent Than Most Adults
Aug 16
Pentagon Ponders Paying Someone Else to Clean Up Its Orbital Mess
Aug 16
Parents Reveal Summer Survival Tactics, Most of Which Involve Spreadsheets and Despair
Aug 16
Government Finally Decides All Pubs Are Worth Saving, Not Just the Lonely Ones
Aug 16
Burnham Urged to Crash the Gig Economy's 'Bogus' Self-Employment Party, Protecting 4 Million Workers
Aug 16
Thieves Steal Renaissance Masterpieces, Proving They Also Missed the Point of Art Class
Aug 16
Parents 'Watering Down' Baby Formula Because Apparently Feeding Your Child Is Now a Luxury
Aug 16
Europe's Heatwaves: Where GDP Goes to Melt
Aug 16
Neuroscientist Wants to Unplug Classrooms, Says Kids Getting Smarter at Screens, Not in Heads
Aug 16
Scientists Finally Look Inside 30-Year-Old Rock, Find Ancient Sea Monster Bones That Were There the Whole Time
Aug 16
Japan's Defence Minister Heads to Australia, Because Apparently Melons Almost Started an International Incident