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Aug 31
Man's School Uniform Swap Shop Now Saves Welsh Families £50m a Year, Because Paying Hundreds for Clothes Kids Outgrow in a Term Was Getting Ridiculous
Aug 31
Government U-Turns on Prison Early Release, Ensures 'One Major Riot From Disaster' Status Quo
Aug 31
Ferry Capsizes Off Northern Cyprus, Killing Eight: A Sea Tragedy with Extra Bureaucracy
Aug 31
Grand Canyon Flash Flood Plays Hide and Seek with 20+ Hikers
Aug 31
Fed Chair Says Inflation 'Work to Do'; Economist Says 'You Don't Say'
Aug 31
Spanish Startup Liux Bets Tiny Car, Big Sustainability Claims Can Out-Charm Chinese Rivals
Aug 30
HEPA Air Purifiers: Now With a Side of Cognitive Function
Aug 30
NASA Launches Telescope That Sees 100 Times More, Because Hubble Was Just Too Modest
Aug 30
China's Robot Olympics: Where Machines Lose Legs, Catch Fire, and Still Set World Records
Aug 30
Bellingham Sparks Real Madrid's Cruise to Perfect Start; Napoli Stumble, Schalke's Return Sours
Aug 30
Ancient Footprints Reveal Our Cousins Were Taller Than We Thought, and Apparently Traveled in a Bro Pack
Aug 30
Zambian Opposition Leader Charged with Treason, Because Election Disputes Are Apparently Now a Crime
Aug 30
Russia Claims Credit for Helping Niger Repel Coup Attempt It Definitely Had Nothing to Do With, Probably
Aug 30
Head Teacher Evacuates 900 Students 10 Minutes Before Flood - Because Four Calls Beat Zero Calls
Aug 30
El Niño Returns, and It's Bringing a Boxing Match to the Pacific
Aug 30
Texas Governor Abbott Blocks Funding for Flock Cameras, Because Even Surveillance Has Its Limits
Aug 30
Mars Has a Hot Southern Interior, Because Why Would Anything Be Simple?
Aug 30
Study Finds Fish Oil Pills and Aspirin Can Fight Gum Disease Almost as Well as Antibiotics, Because Apparently We Live in a Timeline Where That Works
Aug 30
AI Cheating Wave Sweeps Campuses, Professors Consider Returning to Cave Paintings
Aug 30
Mario Balotelli, Now 36, Has Thoughts on Italian Football's Woes and His Own Hectic Life
Aug 30
Dogs and Humans Share Surprising Metabolic Clues to Aging, Study Finds
Aug 30
Nissan's 'Shining Star' Plant Fights for Survival in Post-Brexit Britain, Because Of Course It Does
Aug 30
Arms and the £5m Man: Farage's Megadonor Runs a Military Empire, Because of Course He Does
Aug 30
WhatsApp Group Chat: The New Swiss Bank Account for Criminals and Extremists
Aug 30
Himalayan Glacier Collapse Leaves NYC Diaspora Grieving, Fuming, and Staring at a $500K 'Insult'
Aug 30
Anthropic Sued Again for AI Training Piracy, Because Apparently the First $1.5 Billion Lesson Wasn't Enough
Aug 30
California Fire Does What It Does Best: Doubles in Size, Forces Evacuations
Aug 30
Universe Still Speeding Up, Scientists Confirm, Because of Course It Is
Aug 30
Ethiopian Javelin Thrower-Turned-Marathoner Smashes Sydney Record, Because Apparently Running Is Easier Than Throwing Things
Aug 30
Your Middle-Aged Micro-Awakenings May Be Whispering 'Alzheimer's Risk,' Scientists Say
Aug 30
Lake Ontario Renamed 'Lake America' as Trade War Gets Weird, Expert Says Chill
Aug 30
Australia's Giant Cuttlefish Throw World's Saddest Mating Season, Numbers Plunge 97%
Aug 30
Masked Settlers Attack Palestinian Woman and NBC News Crew, Because Sure, Why Not
Aug 30
Burnham's Summer Tour Ends: The Real Honeymoon Is Over, Parliament Awaits
Aug 30
Pixelated Path to Redemption: A Trail Tale Lets You Hike the Appalachian Without Quitting Your Job
Aug 30
Your Thermostat Could Be a Power Plant Now (Sort Of)
Aug 30
NASA's New Telescope Is Basically a Giant Eyeball for Finding Alien Fireflies
Aug 30
Gaza's 'Ceasefire' Continues to Not Feel Like One, Says UN, as Children Killed and Aid Destroyed
Aug 30
Wallabies Hold Off Pumas in Chaotic Finale, Prove Winning Ugly Is Still Winning
Aug 29
Best Friends, a Quirky Name, and a Crowdfunder: The Fight to Keep Crafting Alive
Aug 29
Melatonin: The 'Natural' Sleep Aid That Comes With a 90% Higher Heart Failure Risk, Because of Course
Aug 29
Woman Finds Missing Mother's Last Location Via TikTok, Because Of Course It's TikTok
Aug 29
Scientists Turn World's Most Uncooperative Plastic Into Engine Oil, Because Why Not
Aug 29
James Cleverly Exits Shadow Cabinet to Chase London Mayoralty, Because Apparently Being Home Secretary Wasn't Enough
Aug 29
Massage Gun Converts Skeptic: Theragun Sense Turns Out to Be More Than a Drawer Decoration
Aug 29
Artemis II Crew Gets Space's Highest Honor, Plus a Presidential Pep Talk About Mars
Aug 29
Nepal's Glaciers Melt, Chaos Ensues: 160 Dead in Flash Flood, Scientists Say 'Yeah, That Tracks'
Aug 29
Tadej Pogacar’s Grand Tour Streak Ends with a Face-Plant and a 'No'
Aug 29
Gen Z Says 'Keep Your Hot Coffee, We're Busy Customizing Our Frozen Sugar'
Aug 29
Himalayan Floods Leave 3,000 Missing, Families Glue Hope to Hospital Walls
Aug 29
Keto Diet Achieves 67% Liver Fat Reduction, Proving Bacon Is Basically Medicine
Aug 29
Russian Drone Hits Ammo Warehouse Near Kyiv, Killing 37; Officials Blame 'Criminal Negligence'
Aug 29
Scientists Find the 'Brake' Preventing Nerves From Healing, Suggesting a Way to Floor It
Aug 29
Trump Renames Lake Ontario 'Lake America' in Bold Bid to Distract From Everything Else
Aug 29
Soundcore Liberty 5 Pro Review: Finally, Earbuds That Make You Want to Call Your Parents
Aug 29
NASA's $4.3B Telescope Survives Trump's Budget Axe, Finally Blasts Off to Hunt Exoplanets
Aug 29
Australia's Red Dirt Might Be Sitting on a Hydrogen Goldmine (Literally, Sort Of)
Aug 29
Liverpool Splash £123m on Barcola, Because Why Not, While Everton Consider Selling a Teenager for Financial Reasons
Aug 29
UN Warns Post-Quake Colombia Could Send Kids Straight From Rubble to Recruiters
Aug 29
Energy Bills to Spike Again, But Fixed Deals Offer the Financial Equivalent of a Hug
Aug 29
Nepal-Tibet Flood Aftermath: Army Digs Through Mud as Missing Count Nears 3,000; India Eyes Its Glaciers Nervously
Aug 29
Dutch Institute Issues Red Alert Over Trump-Headed Ecstasy Pills, Because of Course That's a Thing
Aug 29
RFK Jr. Accused of Lying to Senate; Lawmakers Demand Criminal Probe and Ouster
Aug 29
Ex-White House Teleprompter Operator Ordered to Pay $172,000 for Betting on Trump's Speeches
Aug 29
Judge Tells Trump Administration Its 'Woke' AI Blacklist Was Just Plain Illegal
Aug 29
China's Robot Olympics: Faster, Higher, Funnier - and Occasionally Exploding
Aug 29
Nevada Preaches Peace on Colorado River, Then Sues First: 'We Tried Compromise, Now We Try Courts'
Aug 29
Blind Date Report: Two Strangers, One Malbec, Zero Sparks, 9.5/10
Aug 29
Trump Signs Executive Order for a Space Academy, Because Apparently West Point Wasn't High Enough
Aug 29
Tariff Tango: Canada and US Engage in Costly Trade War Dance
Aug 29
Study Finds Wildlife Noticed Humans Even Before We Paved Everything Over
Aug 29
Landlady to 9/11 Hijackers Finally Spills the Tea, and It's Not the Good Kind
Aug 29
LA Fire Victims Set Grim Record: 600 Days and Counting for Federal Aid, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now
Aug 29
Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE, Faces Deportation After Overstaying Welcome
Aug 29
Man Tries to Do Good Deed, Gets Vetoed by French Mosquitoes
Aug 29
XREAL's $300 Glasses Promise Big-Screen Movie Magic, Deliver Warm Nose Instead
Aug 29
Wembley-Sized Fire Reminds London That Recycling Centers Are Also Flammable
Aug 29
Gwyneth Paltrow Postpones Sam Altman Dinner, Then Immediately Un-Postpones It
Aug 29
Trump's Beef With Reality: 300,000 Metric Tons of Imported Steak Headed to a Grocery Store Near You
Aug 29
Chinese Automakers Join Tesla in Chasing Robot Riches, Because Car Margins Are Apparently Too Thin
Aug 29
DJI Sends Off-the-Shelf Camera to Space, Because Why Not?
Aug 29
China's Internet Firewall: So Effective It's Hiding a Flood
Aug 29
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Masters the Art of Not Answering Questions
Aug 29
WHO Counts 3,205 Attacks on Ukraine's Healthcare, Because Apparently Hospitals Are Fair Game Now
Aug 29
Lambda Borrows $1 Billion to Buy Chips It Will Rent to Microsoft, Because That's How the AI Economy Works Now
Aug 28
Study of 400,000 Kids Finds Pre-K Advantage; Critics of Teacher Degrees in Shambles
Aug 28
Datacentres Finally Getting the Scorn They Deserve? Public Catches On to the Energy Bill Elephant
Aug 28
Ambient Duo Releases Second Album of Year, Because One Wasn't Enough
Aug 28
Northern Ireland's Gas Prices to Jump 19%, Because the Middle East Said So
Aug 28
World Finally Invents Heart Attack Definition That Doesn't Forget Women Exist
Aug 28
Gatwick Airport Loses Water Again, Passengers Left High and Dry (Literally)
Aug 28
NASA Reminds Grantees: Paperwork, DEIA Pauses, and Other Joys of Space Funding
Aug 28
Agriculture Secretary Promises to Cut Red Tape So Ranchers Can Process Their Own Beef, Because Apparently That's National Security Now
Aug 28
World's Food System Progress: Moving at the Speed of a Hungry Snail
Aug 28
Americans Finally Realize License Plate Readers Are Creepy, Survey Suggests
Aug 28
Greens Call for Data Centre Moratorium: Because AI Shouldn't Need a Swimming Pool's Worth of Water
Aug 28
Experimental Eye Drops Make Blind Mice See Again, Because of Course It's the Mice
Aug 28
Asda Finally Hears the Checkout Beep of Growth After Two Years of Silence
Aug 28
England v Pakistan: Second Test, Day Two - Live Updates from the OBO
Aug 28
Dutch Court Sentences Man to Life for Rwanda Genocide, Because Apparently He Didn't Get the Memo