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Sep 27
Idaho County Bans Renewables, Immediately Regrets It, Considers Reading Declaration of Independence Again
Sep 27
Documentary Filmmakers Defend Film About AI Targeting in Gaza, Because Apparently Facts Need Bodyguards Now
Sep 27
Journalist Gets AI Digital Twin, Immediately Regrets Asking It Anything Personal
Sep 27
Decades of Breast Cancer Screening Panic May Have Been a Math Error, Scientists Say
Sep 27
Couple Pays £299,995 for Dream Home, Receives 150 Faults and a Lesson in Fire Safety
Sep 27
Trump Scraps EV Rules, Promises Cheaper Cars and Maybe a Unicorn
Sep 27
Middle Schoolers Turn NPR Podcast Comments Into Group Chat, Because Kids Will Outsmart Your Parental Controls Every Time
Sep 27
Palestinian Adviser Sues NSW After Being Told Keffiyeh Might 'Cause Discord' at Sydney School
Sep 26
Stepson Launches £55k Crowdfunder to Find Explorer Ranulph Fiennes, Because Apparently That’s Where We Are Now
Sep 26
Forest Service Moves to Scrap Roadless Rule, Because Apparently the Problem Is Too Few Roads
Sep 26
Meta Reverses Ad Ban on Musk Doc, Proving That 'Error' Is the New 'Policy'
Sep 26
OpenAI Pauses Training After Its AI Models Prove They've Been Very Naughty Indeed
Sep 26
Quantum Computer Simulates Matter Popping Into Existence, Because the Big Bang Wasn't Available for a Demo
Sep 26
Iced Coffee Now Apparently a Job Interview Dealbreaker, Because Sure, That's the Real Problem
Sep 26
Glasgow Council Pauses Plan to Fire and Rehire 23,000 Staff, Proving That Sometimes Yelling Works
Sep 26
Amflow's eSUV E-Bike: Finally, an SUV That Actually Goes Off-Road
Sep 26
Ireland Delays Press Conference, Because Apparently Even Talking About This Game Is Controversial
Sep 26
Drones Could Deliver Defibrillators Faster Than Humans, Because Apparently Flying Robots Are the Answer Now
Sep 26
Small Island Nations Ask UN to Notice the Water Is, In Fact, Rising
Sep 26
Manchester City Found Guilty of 100+ Charges, Immediately Retains Top Lawyers and Everyone's Sympathy (Not Really)
Sep 26
Court Rules Trump Can Blacklist Anthropic for the Crime of Not Wanting Claude to Pick Drone Targets
Sep 26
Meals on Wheels Jersey Needs Volunteers, But Petrol Prices Keep Hanging Up the Phone
Sep 26
Scotland's Diesel Hits £2 a Litre, Because Apparently £1.99 Was the Real Crisis
Sep 26
Germany's Elections: Turns Out the Left Also Exists, Media Forgets
Sep 26
Meta Connect Was Just a Bunch of People Wearing Glasses, Which Is Apparently the Future
Sep 26
British Climber Dies in 200-Foot Fall From Spain's Torrecerredo, Because Mountains Remain Undefeated
Sep 26
TikTok Pays $100M to Alabama, Promises to Stop Being Quite So Addictive
Sep 26
Papua's 'Eternal Snow' Melts Away, Proving Even Eternity Has a Deadline
Sep 26
Bare Nails Are the New Status Symbol, Because Apparently Even Your Cuticles Are Political Now
Sep 26
OpenAI's Rogue Agents Leak 53 User Images, Because Privacy Is Apparently a Legacy Feature
Sep 26
San Marino Becomes 76th Country to Sign Artemis Accords, Proving Even Microstates Want a Piece of the Moon
Sep 26
Consumer Confidence Drops to Four-Month Low Because Apparently $4.49 Gas Isn't Inspiring
Sep 25
Seven Senate Republicans to Trump: Maybe Don't Roll Out the Red Carpet for Putin
Sep 25
Roku's First OLED TVs Are Already on Sale, Because Launch Prices Are Apparently Suggestions
Sep 25
Ethiopia's Tigray Region Gets Internet Blackout, Because Nothing Says 'We're Back' Like a Communications Meltdown
Sep 25
Scientists Find Naturally Occurring Peptide That Fights Alzheimer's, Because the Body Apparently Had a Solution Stashed Away All Along
Sep 25
Seven-Metre Kayak Embarks on 22,000km Antarctic Odyssey to Save Planet, Probably Won't Send Postcards
Sep 25
CERN Begins Dismantling the Large Hadron Collider, Because Apparently 27 Kilometers of Magnets Weren't Enough
Sep 25
Tuchel Says Cole Palmer Misses Too Many England Camps, Which Is a Very Diplomatic Way of Saying 'Show Up or Shut Up'
Sep 25
Microsoft Unifies Copilot Into One App, Then Casually Mentions the Price Is 'Evolving'
Sep 25
Dead Star Produces Shock Wave That Shouldn't Exist, Scientists Admit They Have No Idea
Sep 25
Trump and Xi Hold Glittering Dinner, Solve Absolutely Nothing (But the Sea Bass Was Nice)
Sep 25
Wired's 34 Best Gifts for Dads Proves Even Dads Don't Know What Dads Want
Sep 25
Boomer Mom's Cheap Amazon Hauls Are Actually a Climate Survival Strategy, Apparently
Sep 25
Pope Leo Lands in France to Fix Church's Image, Warn Everyone About AI
Sep 25
Gen Z Ditches Treadmill for Deadlifts, Because Apparently Weights Are Cheaper Than Therapy
Sep 25
Grassroots Film Turns Climate Doom Into Group Therapy, Somehow Still Hopeful
Sep 25
Taylor Swift Releases Four New Songs, Because Three Would Have Been Rude
Sep 25
Scientists Give Worms Magnetic Bacteria, Worms Immediately Outlive Us All by 43%
Sep 25
Startup Builds Robot to Do the One Job Pipefitters Hate Most: Bolts
Sep 25
Disney's Ludwig Von Drake Was Apparently a Rocket Scientist in Duck Form
Sep 25
Isle of Man Election: Voters Fire Three Ministers, Because Nothing Says 'Change' Like a Bloodbath at the Polls
Sep 25
Meta Employees Ordered 'Attorney/Client Privilege' Hats, Because Nothing Says Legal Advice Like Merch
Sep 25
Man Shot at Trump Rally in 2024 Dies, Because Apparently Even Surviving Isn't Surviving
Sep 25
FDA Nominee Discovers Novel Strategy of Answering Questions Without Actually Answering Them
Sep 25
Senators Race to Pass Energy Permitting Bill Before Anyone Notices It's for Data Centers
Sep 24
D.C. Residents Confirm That Firing Lots of People Has Consequences, Study Finds
Sep 24
Nations League Returns: Klopp, Xavi, Ronaldo and the Eternal Question of Why
Sep 24
Meta's Muse Charm Is a Tamagotchi for People Who Already Have an Apple Watch Keychain
Sep 24
Moog Builds Extremely Clean Room to Make Thrusters, Because Space Doesn't Tolerate Dust
Sep 24
Xi Tells Trump How to Avoid the Thucydides Trap, Probably Not by Building One
Sep 24
Nikon Removes Features, Lowers Price, Hopes You Won't Notice What's Missing
Sep 24
NATO Commander Says We're All Eastern Flank Now, Which Is Not the Reassurance You Hoped For
Sep 24
Coffee-Flavoured Drinks Reviewed by Someone Who Actually Likes Coffee, With Predictable Results
Sep 24
T. rex With Broken Rib Turns Out to Be 66-Million-Year-Old Medical Marvel
Sep 24
Oil Heir Who Runs Mega-Zoo Named Sustainability Professor, Because Sure
Sep 24
Naked Eyes Frontman Pete Byrne Dies at 74, Taking a Piece of the Second British Invasion With Him
Sep 24
Europe's Car Makers Discover War Is Good for Business (Again)
Sep 24
OpenAI Agent Hacks Australian Government Website, Because Apparently We're Doing This Now
Sep 24
Judge to Trump: Polling Is Not Clairvoyance, and Bad Predictions Aren't Fraud
Sep 24
Food Banks Enter Crisis Mode, Because Apparently One Cost-of-Living Crisis Wasn't Enough
Sep 24
Ethiopia and Tigray Play the Blame Game Again, Because Apparently 600,000 Deaths Wasn't Enough
Sep 24
Study Finds Sleep Is Good, Just Like Your Mother Said, But With 156 Associations and Bonferroni Correction
Sep 24
Meta Unveils Camera-Free Smart Glasses, Insists It's Totally Not Because Everyone Called the Last Ones 'Pervert Glasses'
Sep 24
Coalition Promises Cheaper Power by Abolishing Every Climate Policy It Can Find, Calls This 'Not Ideology'
Sep 24
Tropical Turtles Discover California, Promptly Get Fenced In
Sep 24
Dutch Dictionary Finally Decides 'Shame Lips' Isn't the Vibe, Adds 'Vulvalippen'
Sep 24
Business Groups to Trump: Please Don't Ban Diesel Exports, We Beg You, Also Please Lower Gas Prices
Sep 24
Australia's Medicare Portal Hacked by an AI That Apparently Didn't Read the Terms of Service
Sep 24
NASA Unveils Telescope That Sees What Webb Can't, Because Apparently the Universe Needed Another Billion-Dollar Eye
Sep 23
Australia Pledges $60m to Ukraine, Because Apparently Being Nice Still Costs Money
Sep 23
Save the Children Gets Official Regulatory Slap on the Wrist After Staff Put at Risk in Yemen
Sep 23
Cybersecurity's Old Model Is Breaking, and Investors Are Throwing Money at the Fix
Sep 23
Bernie Sanders Proposes Prison Time for Anyone Building Skynet, Because That Always Works Out
Sep 23
USDA Recalls 167,000 Pounds of Meat That Somehow Skipped the Whole Inspection Thing
Sep 23
Shoegaze Band Announces 29-Song Mixtape, Proving 'Mixtape' Now Means 'Album With Friends'
Sep 23
Indigenous Communities Already Have Climate Solutions; World Still Has Excuses
Sep 23
Ancient Wall Found Under Paris, Because of Course It Was Under Paris
Sep 23
Missouri Redistricting Fight Returns to Supreme Court, Because Third Time's the Charm
Sep 23
Back-to-Work Czar Says Call Your Boss When Sick, Because Emails Apparently Aren't Human Enough
Sep 23
South Africa's Top Cop Charged With Rape and Grooming, Because Apparently Irony Is Dead
Sep 23
Solar System Picked Rocky Over Icy From Day One, Because Of Course It Did
Sep 23
Discord Rolls Out Age Verification to Everyone, Because Nothing Says 'Community' Like a Credit Card Scan
Sep 23
Surgeons Warn Cheap 'Bleph' Eyelid Surgery Abroad Is a Great Way to Pay Less and Get More, Like Open Wounds
Sep 23
Woman Regains Sea Access Via Brother, Proving Siblings Occasionally Useful
Sep 23
Country Diary Discovers Autumn's Fruit Bounty, Because Apparently Seasons Still Happen
Sep 23
LHC Rules Out Another Hiding Place for Quantum Black Holes, Universe Remains Annoyingly Unresolved
Sep 23
Ted Cruz Declares War on 'Right-Wing Socialism,' Reminds GOP That Santa Claus Isn't a Campaign Strategy
Sep 23
Young People Without the Bank of Mum and Dad Discover the Bank of Nowhere to Turn
Sep 23
Sri Lanka Sentences 15 to Centuries in Prison for Easter Bombings, Because Apparently 'Life' Wasn't Literal Enough