Tim Westwood, the former Radio 1 DJ, has been charged with two additional offences dating back to 1991 and 2004, because apparently the initial pile of allegations wasn't quite tall enough.

The 68-year-old will appear at Westminster magistrates court on a date to be fixed, accused of indecently assaulting a girl aged 16 or 17 in the borough of Hammersmith and Fulham in 1991, the Metropolitan police said. He is also accused of sexually assaulting an 18-year-old woman in Wandsworth in May 2004.

Catherine P Baccas, the deputy chief crown prosecutor in CPS London, said: "Today the Crown Prosecution Service has authorised two further charges of sexual assault and indecent assault against Tim Westwood."

"Mr Westwood is already charged with nine counts of indecent assault, two counts of sexual assault and four counts of rape in relation to reported non-recent offences between 1983 and 2016 involving seven women," she continued, which is a sentence that should probably come with a stiff drink.

"These new charges, following an investigation by the Metropolitan police, relate to separate reports of non-recent offences in 1991 and 2004 involving two additional women."

Baccas added: "Our prosecutors have worked to establish that there is sufficient evidence to bring these additional charges to court and that it is in the public interest to pursue further criminal proceedings."

And in a statement that serves as a reminder that this is all still very much happening: "The Crown Prosecution Service reminds everyone that criminal proceedings are active, and the defendant has the right to a fair trial."