Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Wedding: A Beautiful Night, a Hangover, and a Lot of Cryptic Instagram Posts
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding was a star-studded affair with 1,000 guests, secret instructions, and a lot of Instagram posts that say everything without saying anything.
It's been two days since Taylor Swift married Travis Kelce, and the veil of secrecy is starting to lift - mostly in the form of Instagram stories from people who clearly didn't get the 'no photos' memo. The guest list reportedly numbered around 1,000, including a who's who of music, Hollywood, and sports. The couple has yet to release any official photos, but that hasn't stopped attendees from dropping hints like breadcrumbs.
BBC Radio 1 DJ Greg James, who was personally invited by Swift on his show, confirmed his attendance and then promptly announced he was experiencing 'the world's greatest hangover.' Actress Jessica Alba shared a selfie in a black Prada gown set to Swift's 'Love Story,' calling it 'a beautiful night.' Suki Waterhouse posted a Francis Bacon quote about hangovers, which is basically the same thing. Adam Scott and Paul Rudd posted a photo with the caption 'T&T' and two hearts, because subtlety is for other people.
Music video director Joseph Kahn, who helmed Swift's 'Bad Blood' and 'Look What You Made Me Do,' revealed he got to talk filmmaking with Steven Spielberg and called the wedding 'like living in the internet.' Niecy Nash declared the love in the room was 'palpable' and that no detail was spared. Other A-listers spotted include Selena Gomez, Hugh Grant, Tom Hanks, Bradley Cooper, and Graham Norton, among others. Travis's mom, Donna Kelce, described it as 'magical, man, magical.'
Rumored attendees who may or may not have posted cryptic clues include Sabrina Carpenter, Jennifer Lawrence, Lana Del Rey, and Sir Paul McCartney. Toni Collette posted a photo in a floral dress set to 'Paper Rings,' then confirmed she was there by commenting on Adam Scott's post. Fergie showed off a vintage Christian Dior gown, and Maren Morris shared videos of guests singing 'Love Story' before posting a photo of herself wrapped in a blanket on a plane with the caption '24 hours of chaos and now I can sleep.' Relatable.
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