Wired
Tinder Users Can Now Prove They're Human By Staring Into Sam Altman's Orb
Your Tinder profile can now boast a 'verified human' badge, provided you've first allowed Sam Altman's Orb to scan your eyeballs.
2026-04-18
Wired
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