TechCrunch
Sam Altman calls Elon Musk's space data center plans a short-term sell, and experts - plus SpaceX's own IPO docs - agree it's a 2030s thing at best.
TechCrunch
New York's attorney general subpoenas OpenAI over advertising, data handling, and treatment of minors - just another Tuesday for the company that's also sued by Florida and apologizing to Canada.
The Verge
Greg Brockman's courtroom performance suggests he'd make a terrible bag-watcher, but his journal entries make a compelling case that he's also a terrible charity steward.
BBC Business
Elon Musk and Sam Altman face off in court over whether turning a charity into a for-profit AI company is looting or just a typical Tuesday in Silicon Valley.
Ars Technica
In a trial that could decide whether OpenAI stays a nonprofit or joins the 'don't be evil' graveyard, Musk and Altman face off over billions, egos, and the future of AGI.
Wired
Your Tinder profile can now boast a 'verified human' badge, provided you've first allowed Sam Altman's Orb to scan your eyeballs.
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