The Guardian Europe
Mike Dean's old boss calls his ref antics 'fantasy land', Spurs dump Richarlison, Liverpool sign a French teen, and the WSL kicks off with a bang - because football never sleeps, even if your brain might.
The Guardian
Joe Lycett attempts to run a pub without a licence on live TV, while the rest of the schedule offers murder, folk-horror sheep, and a skeleton friend.
The Guardian Europe
Two-time Ballon d'Or winner Alexia Putellas joins London City Lionesses, because why not add a Spanish superstar to a team that finished sixth?
The Guardian Europe
London City Lionesses are signing Mary Earps and Mapi León, because nothing says 'we're serious about trophies' like a goalkeeper and a defender who've seen it all.
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